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Last week was a strange mixed bag for Houston Rockets coach Mike D'Antoni.

First NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announced that "certain coaches might not be able to be the bench coaches" when the league resumes play under quarantine at Disney World in late July. And by "certain coaches," he meant senior citizens like D'Antoni, age 69, the second-oldest coach in the NBA, behind only San Antonio Spurs coach Greg Popovich, 71.

Silver continued: "They may have to retain social distancing protocol. Maybe they can be in front of a room, a locker room, or a ball room with a whiteboard, but when it comes to actual play we're not going to want them that close to players in order to protect them."

Funny how someone named "Silver" was telling older people they can't do something.

After some intense brush back, Silver re-thought his stance on putting older coaches in time out. So it looks like D'Antoni, probably with face mask fastened, will be allowed to sit on the bench and pace courtside like a caged tiger when the Rockets head into the playoffs. The games will be played with no fans, but every game will be on TV. You know the drill, "check your local listings" for time and channel.

Then things really went downhill for D'Antoni, whose 4-year contract as Rockets coach expires at the end of this season. Rockets owner Tilman Fertitta praised D'Antoni to the moon, saying, "I think I have one of the NBA's great coaches. Personally I like Mike."

That's scary talk.

General manager Daryl Morey made things much worse by adding, "Mike will be coaching our team (in Orlando). It would be such a huge disadvantage to lose him. We would never stand for that." Morey added, "Coach D'Antoni is one of the best all-time coaches in my opinion. He's one of the great innovators and a great partner. I'd love to keep it going."

Uh-oh. Historically speaking in sports, votes of confidence from owners and general managers means a coach, especially those in the last year of their contract, will be clearing out his office and heading to the unemployment office. (Tip, Line C usually moves faster.)

Here's what the Rockets should do. Get D'Antoni, Fertitta and Morey in a room, lock the door, and nobody leaves until D'Antoni is offered and signs another contract to remain as Rockets coach. A more important "historically speaking" – D'Antoni has the best winning percentage (.687) in team history. The Rockets are 213-97 during his tenure. Morey is right, D'Antoni is of the great innovators in basketball. D'Antoni has some Phil Jackson in him, able to coach ego-driven superstars like James Harden and Russell Westbrook and keep them happy and on the same page.

OK, Chris Paul not so much.

The Rockets are a veteran squad. Their key players, Harden (30), Westbrook (31), P.J. Tucker (35) and Eric Gordon (31) are in the second half of their careers. Their time for a championship is now. The Rockets need a veteran coach with a steady hand, a brilliant basketball mind and experience. That's D'Antoni. To borrow a phrase, D'Antoni is the stable genius suited to guide the Rockets to the promised land, the Larry O'Brien championship trophy. James Harden calls D'Antoni "a real players coach." That's perfect for these Rockets.

Things do, or should, come in threes, Toyota Center needs to hang a third NBA title banner. It's been a long time, a quarter century, since we had a parade downtown for the Rockets.

Should the Rockets triumph in this weird, coronavirus-shortened season, D'Antoni would be the oldest coach in NBA history to win the title. For you trivia buffs, Larry Brown was 63 when he guided the Detroit Pistons to the crown in 2004. Heck, Brown should have won the title, he had enough practice. The Pistons were the seventh NBA team that Brown coached. He coached nine different teams by the time he retired in 2011. He finished with a .548 winning percentage over 27 years. Pretty good.

D'Antoni has coached five teams over 16 seasons. His winning percentage is .557. Even better.

D'Antoni wants to keep coaching a few more years. He still out-thinks most rivals. His mind is sharp. Besides, Prevagen is available without prescription at Walgreen's and Walmarts. The magic ingredient is from jellyfish.

Fun fact: D'Antoni has dual citizenship, the United States and Italy. His grandpop emigrated from Italy to the U.S. in the early 1900s. D'Antoni played 14 seasons (1977-90) with Olimpia Milano in the Italian pro league and became their all-time leading scorer. Olimpia Milano won five Italian league titles and two European championships with D'Antoni as its starting point guard. He can relate to Harden, Westbrook and Green. They respect D'Antoni and listen when he tells them, "Fellas, you gotta share the ball."*

*Does not apply to Harden.

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Houston's offense once again obliterated Baltimore in Wednesday's finale. Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images

Owners of a nine-game winning streak, the Astros tried to keep the train rolling to make it double digits and complete the three-game sweep of the Orioles in Baltimore. Not only would they get the win, but they also did it by dominating on both sides of the ball again in a one-sided shutout.

Final Score: Astros 13, Orioles 0

Astros' Record: 46-28, first in the AL West

Winning Pitcher: Jose Urquidy (6-3)

Losing Pitcher: Thomas Eshelman (0-1)

Houston keeps mashing

Unlike Tuesday's game which ended 3-1 in a much closer affair, the finale on Wednesday was once again a lopsided affair like Monda's opener, favoring the Astros. Houston once again put up double-digit runs in an offensive explosion. It started right off the bat, with three runs scoring in the top of the first on a two-RBI double by Carlos Correa and an RBI single by Kyle Tucker to grab a 3-0 lead.

Yuli Gurriel extended it to 4-0 with a two-out RBI single in the second, then Jose Altuve made it a six-run game with a two-run blast in the top of the fourth. Michael Brantley joined in with an RBI single in the top of the sixth, then Yordan Alvarez led off a four-run seventh with a solo bomb before a three-run homer by Abraham Toro made it 11-0.

Urquidy cruises through seven scoreless

Jose Urquidy was cruising all the while, allowing just three baserunners over that span, a double to start his night, which he erased, then a one-out walk in the second and leadoff single in the sixth. He returned at the bottom of the seventh with a manageable pitch count, where he'd erase a one-out single to keep Baltimore scoreless. With the insurmountable lead, he'd be given the rest of the night off. His final line: 7.0 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 6 K, 84 P.

Astros complete the sweep and grab tenth straight win

Chas McCormick, who came off the bench defensively in the bottom of the seventh, made it a twelve-run lead with a one-out solo homer in the top of the eighth, then later Abraham Toro notched his fourth RBI with a run-scoring single to make it 13-0. Brandon Bielak took over for Urquidy in the bottom of the eighth, and after loading the bases with no outs, was able to escape with a strikeout and double play.

Ralph Garza Jr. was Houston's third pitcher, wrapping things up at the bottom of the ninth. He erased a one-out walk and a single with a double play to end the game, giving Houston the three-game sweep and extending their winning streak to ten games as they continue to look like baseball's best team.

Up Next: The next stop on this road trip for Houston is Detroit, where they will kick off a four-game set with the Tigers on Thursday at 6:10 PM Central. The pitching matchup for the opener will be Luis Garcia (5-4, 2.82 ERA) for Houston and Jose Urena (2-7, 5.79 ERA) for Detroit.

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