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Tactical battles Houston Texans must win to deliver upset over Chargers
Jan 9, 2025, 5:03 pm
Can Houston's secondary keep the Chargers in check? Photo by Alex Slitz/Getty Images.
The NFL playoffs don’t begin on Groundhog Day but it seems like it where the Texans are concerned. In their 23 seasons of existence this is the eighth Texans’ season to include postseason play. It’s the eighth time they get in as winner of the AFC South, and every time they have had a home game Saturday afternoon as the first game of Wild Card weekend. They have won five of the seven previous games, which of course has zero bearing on how Saturday’s game vs. the Los Angeles Chargers plays out. Last season DeMeco Ryans was a Coach of the Year candidate for turning the Texans from a three-year horror show into a division champ. This season Ryans coaches opposite a Coach of the Year candidate, as Jim Harbaugh has done a fabulous job flipping the Chargers from a 5-12 mess last season to an 11-6 squad. Harbaugh is familiar with winning at NRG Stadium. He was last here in January as his Michigan Wolverines rolled Washington 34-13 to win college football’s National Championship.
Waaay too many people are being utterly dismissive of the Texans’ chance of winning. It is true that the Texans have been a mediocre team for more of the season than they were a good team. After racing to a 5-1 start, they went 5-6 the rest of the way with exactly zero victories over teams that finished with a winning record. In fact, the Texans only win the entire season over a good team was the 23-20 victory over Buffalo October 6, a game in which the Bills were without their number one wide receiver and best defensive player. Meanwhile, after starting 3-3 the Chargers went an impressive 8-3 the rest of the way. Impressive yes, but it’s not as if the Chargers conquered some stout list of opponents. The only playoff team the Chargers beat this season was the Broncos (twice).
CJ Stroud vs. Justin Herbert
It’s wrong to say that the Texans’ postseason hopes ride all on CJ Stroud, but the fact of the matter is that Stroud was a mediocre quarterback this season. In the Chargers, Stroud will face the defense that gave up the fewest points in the NFL. His QB counterpart Saturday, Justin Herbert, has been clearly the better player. That doesn’t mean Stroud can’t outplay Herbert in this game. Stroud threw 20 touchdown passes and 12 interceptions this season. Meh. Herbert threw a not overwhelming 23 TD passes, but took care of the ball better than any other QB in the league, with just three INTs thrown in 504 pass attempts. The Texans’ defense was second in the NFL with 19 interceptions (the Vikings led with 24). Can it pierce Herbert’s near immunity from picks? The Chargers’ two best offensive linemen are tackles Pro Bowler Rashawn Slater and rookie Joe Alt. If Saturday night we’re saying that Danielle Hunter and Will Anderson clearly got the better of their battles with Slater and Alt, the Texans are a good bet to have their sixth franchise playoff win. If Hunter and Anderson can wreak havoc, that makes more likely Derek Stingley and/or Calen Bullock adding a postseason interception to the five that each snared during the regular season. Herbert was sacked 41 times this year, the Texans ranked fourth in the league with 49 sacks (Stroud was dropped 52 times, the Chargers’ 46 sacks ranked sixth).
One presumes the Chargers will load up defensively against Nico Collins. Obviously the Texans still need to target Collins frequently. But do they have another wide receiver who will make a significant play or two? The Chargers don’t have a Collins-caliber playmaker, but rookie Ladd McConkey has been outstanding. McConkey has 82 receptions at 14 yards per catch (Collins averaged 14.8).
Best of the best
If I say to you “Name three great ex-Chargers,” who are the first three that pop into your head? My three are below.
Path to postseason glory
If you believe in mini-sports miracles, here is the Texans’ dream scenario: They eliminate the Chargers, the Steelers win at Baltimore Saturday night, and the Broncos shock the Bills in Buffalo Sunday. If that trifecta hits, the Texans would be at home vs. the Steelers next week for a berth in the AFC Championship game. Probability of that trifecta hitting? Putting it at 1.8 percent. Hey, that’s vastly better odds than winning the Powerball.
Speaking of dreams, in this year’s tournament there is only one possible Super Bowl matchup that could pit against one another teams that have never reached the Super Bowl. Texans-Lions. The Browns and Jaguars are the only other existing franchises with zero "Big Game" appearances.
My three great ex-Chargers: Dan Fouts, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Junior Seau. Highest honorable mention to Kellen Winslow. Though my favorite Charger ever was begoggled wide receiver John Jefferson.
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In Houston, the winning standard has been set so high that anything short of World Series contention now feels like failure. And yet, the 2025 Astros find themselves at an unfamiliar crossroads—caught between the fading brilliance of past stars and the uncertain promise of what comes next.
Jose Altuve is at the center of this issue. His early struggles (-0.5 WAR) may indicate more than just a temporary slump. And when he swung at the first pitch after Lance McCullers had just endured a grueling 33-pitch inning on Sunday, it raised a bigger question: who has the influence to talk to Altuve?
The Astros’ culture has long been praised for its accountability, but who inside the clubhouse has the standing to challenge or counsel Altuve or other vets when needed? With so many veteran voices gone, there’s a growing sense that no one does—and that’s a problem. That’s why the idea of bringing back Michael Brantley—not as a player, but as a respected voice—could make some sense. Brantley was always viewed as a quiet leader, and his presence could restore some of the guidance this roster desperately needs.
Batter up?
While the Astros have built a reputation for reviving pitchers' careers, their track record with hitters is far less impressive. There are few, if any, examples of a bat joining Houston and unlocking a new level. That failure in development becomes especially stark when considering how much they’re currently leaning on homegrown youth.
Which brings us to Zach Dezenzo. The 24-year-old rookie is showing he belongs—his .737 OPS makes him one of the more productive bats in a lineup that desperately needs stability while Yordan Alvarez nurses an injury. While Victor Caratini provides the Astros with the ability to switch hit, he's hitting just .217. Dezenzo should be starting every day in left, with Yordan out. Jose Altuve, who has already played too many innings this year, should be shifted to DH duties to ease his physical burden. The Astros should go with Cam Smith in right and keep Jake Meyers in center to round out the outfield.
GM Dana Brown has made clear that he views Dezenzo as a first baseman or left fielder for the future. So why not get him in the lineup while Yordan's out and see what he can do with consistent playing time?
Of course, losing Yordan Alvarez is always going to hurt. But the numbers tell a surprising story. Yordan currently holds a -0.4 WAR, right there alongside Altuve and Christian Walker as the only Astros with negative marks. On paper, the team hasn’t lost much production. But let’s not kid ourselves—Yordan’s mere presence alters how opponents pitch to this team. The lineup without him lacks fear factor, and the margins get razor-thin.
Speaking of margins, one move that may haunt this front office is the decision to sign Christian Walker. The veteran first baseman is hitting just .205 with a .617 OPS—far below the level expected from a player earning $20 million annually through 2027. Compare that to Jon Singleton, who posted better numbers in 2024 and currently boasts an .880 OPS in Triple-A with the Mets organization. Walker's defense is strong, but it's hard to argue that justifies the price tag. Singleton might not be a Gold Glover, or anything close, but he came much cheaper and was quietly more productive with the bat.
No regrets?
There’s also a broader question looming: if fans had known that Altuve’s massive contract extension would potentially cost the team the ability to re-sign current MVP candidates Kyle Tucker and Alex Bregman, would they still have supported the deal? Hindsight is cruel, but with Altuve’s decline and Tucker and Bregman thriving, it’s a fair debate. Houston might have paid for the past instead of securing its future.
Big deals on the horizon?
All eyes now turn to owner Jim Crane. This winter, Houston's payroll will have considerable room to maneuver. But will Crane commit to restocking the lineup with All-Star-caliber bats, or will his reluctance to offer long-term deals keep the Astros stuck in a holding pattern? It’s one thing to let players walk. It’s another to fail to replace them.
The Astros still have the bones of a contender, but the road back to dominance is getting steeper. The team can’t simply rely on what used to work. It’s time for difficult conversations, bold lineup changes, and a rethinking of how this organization develops—and retains—offensive talent.
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