SUCCESS STORY

How Houston teacher Shea Serrano became a best-selling author in a few simple steps

How Houston teacher Shea Serrano became a best-selling author in a few simple steps
Serrano's work has gone from personal sketches to best-sellers Courtesy photo

Editor's note: In a rare local media interview, Shea Serrano reunites with fellow Houston writer Chris Gray, who was Serrano's music editor at the Houston Press. This story was originally written for and posted on CultureMap/Houston.

The story of Shea Serrano, the Houston middle-school science teacher turned New York Times best-selling author, sounds like a fairy tale — unless you know him, and then it seems like the most natural thing in the world. I first met him as the Houston Press, where his off-the-dome Q&As and timestamped concert reviews were hilarious and insightful. 

But Serrano’s talents demanded a more flexible platform, and in 2013, he parlayed a bunch of rapper sketches he had done over spring break into a popular Tumblr page — and then to paper, in Bun B’s Rap Coloring and Activity Book. Two years later came The Rap Year Book, his first collaboration with illustrator extraordinaire Arturo Torres.

His latest, Basketball (And Other Things), stuffs a wealth of hoops information into chapters like “What Year Was Michael Jordan the Best Version of Michael Jordan?” and “Which NBA Player’s Group Are You Joining If the Purge Begins Tonight?”

Serrano also enjoys a national following as a writer for (the now-defunct) Grantland, and currently, The Ringer.

While he makes the rounds promoting his new best-seller, Serrano is finishing a pilot script he’s developing for ABC with sitcom guru Michael Schur (Parks and RecreationThe Good Place), about a college-bound youth’s adolescent life with his mom and five uncles. (Serrano likens it to the hit animated movie Inside Out.) The show is still a long way from making it on-air, he notes: “As soon as the news came out everybody was like, ‘Oh, what channel does it come on?' We’re not anywhere near that.”

CultureMap: Just how big a basketball junkie are you?

Shea Serrano: Pretty big. I’ve been watching it since I was a kid. I watch it all the time now, still. I was writing about it all the time at Grantland and The Ringer.

CM: How young were you when you got interested?

SS: My dad started taking me to games really early, as far back as I can remember. Six, seven, eight years old. This is before the Spurs were good. He works for VIA, which is their Metro bus [system], and when they weren’t good they were basically just giving away tickets. He would get those tickets and we would go together.

CM: After you moved to Houston, how was being a Spurs fan in the Rockets’ city?

SS: It was cool. It was cool because the Rockets were bad. They were never winning; really, they never won any serious playoff games. Wasn’t it like 20 years before they made it back to the Western Conference Finals? It was easy to be a Spurs fan because during that time the Spurs were winning championships. It was especially easy last year when they beat ‘em in the playoffs and I got to talk shit to everyone.

CM: Not surprisingly, your new book is wildly entertaining — and informative. You must have had to do a ton of research.

SS: Yeah. That’s the trick to writing. Like an article that at first glance would seem silly, the way to give it weight is to have actual information in there. That was a thing I learned writing for you at the Press. I would turn in an article and you would say, “This sentence doesn’t have anything to do with the point of this article, get rid of it.”

It’s the same thing [here]. All of the sentences in there point toward a thing, [but] only if you do the research ahead of time and you know all the stuff you need to talk about. So we’re talking about weeks of research for each chapter. Super not fun.

CM: What were some early signs that you wanted to be a writer?

SS: There weren’t any. The earliest signs of me wanting to be a writer were [wife] Larami couldn’t work and we needed money. She had these crazy complications one day — she was at work, she was pregnant, they rushed her to the hospital, [and] she couldn’t work anymore. They told her, “You’re on bed rest now.”

I remember I applied at Target. I applied at Pappadeaux. Both times they told me, “We can’t hire you because you already have a full-time job and you’re not gonna be there when we need you.” So I needed a writer job. I mean, I needed another job I could do. I straight-up Googled “work from home jobs.” Writer was one of ‘em.

CM: How do you think your Twitter personality has played into your success with the book?

SS: Twitter has been essential. Without Twitter the rapper book never gets on the New York Times bestseller list, and if that doesn’t happen, then who knows what doesn’t happen after that? So there’s no way to overstate how important Twitter has been. The only way the book game works for anyone is if you can sell 'em.

That’s the one main thing I learned between the coloring book, and the Rap Year Book. When we did the coloring book I was like,”Cool, all I’ve gotta do is get it in like Rolling Stone or The New York Times or whatever; people will see it there, and then they’ll buy it.” I got in all those places, and we sold 900 copies the first week. Something like that. That’s just not how people are built anymore.

CM: Talk about life on the best-seller list. I saw you were on TNT the other day with Charles Barkley and them. What other kind of opportunities have you had?

SS: On ESPN they’ve got a show called The Jump with Rachel Nichols and Scottie Pippen. A whole bunch of radio stuff. They have a show called The Starters that’s on NBA TV. Some other kind of pregame show called 10 Before Tip. You just get to do a bunch of cool s*** once you have that title by your name, you know?

CM: One of the coolest things I think I’ve ever seen was two years ago around Christmas, you running around giving people money.

SS: That came about because Arturo and I were making these bookmarks to help sell Rap Year Book. But I didn’t want to keep the money because I wasn’t working at the time. I was at Grantland, and Grantland got shut down, but ESPN had to pay out the rest of the contract for the rest of the year.

So, we just took that money and we were like, “What are we going to do with it? Let’s donate it somewhere.” I think we had maybe $1,400 left over, so I was like, “Cool, we’ll just go around and give fast-food employees $100 at different drive-throughs, and we’ll do it for 14 different people.”

CM: How viral did that go?

SS: I mean, it was all over the place, but I don’t know how you measure how viral something goes. But it was neat.

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Basketball (And Other Things) is out now on Abrams Image books. $19.99.

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Through 20 games, the Houston Astros have managed just six wins and are in last place in the AL West.

Their pitching staff trails only Colorado with a 5.24 ERA and big-money new closer Josh Hader has given up the same number of earned runs in 10 games as he did in 61 last year.

Despite this, these veteran Astros, who have reached the AL Championship Series seven consecutive times, have no doubt they’ll turn things around.

“If there’s a team that can do it, it’s this team,” shortstop Jeremy Peña said.

First-year manager Joe Espada, who was hired in January to replace the retired Dusty Baker, discussed his team’s early struggles.

“It’s not ideal,” he said. “It’s not what we expected, to come out of the shoot playing this type of baseball. But you know what, this is where we’re at and we’ve got to pick it up and play better. That’s just the bottom line.”

Many of Houston’s problems have stemmed from a poor performance by a rotation that has been decimated by injuries. Ace Justin Verlander and fellow starter José Urquidy haven’t pitched this season because of injuries and lefty Framber Valdez made just two starts before landing on the injured list with a sore elbow.

Ronel Blanco, who threw a no-hitter in his season debut April 1, has pitched well and is 2-0 with a 0.86 ERA in three starts this season. Cristian Javier is also off to a good start, going 2-0 with a 1.54 ERA in four starts, but the team has won just two games not started by those two pitchers.

However, Espada wouldn’t blame the rotation for Houston’s current position.

“It’s been a little bit of a roller coaster how we've played overall,” he said. “One day we get good starting pitching, some days we don’t. The middle relief has been better and sometimes it hasn’t been. So, we’ve just got to put it all together and then play more as a team. And once we start doing that, we’ll be in good shape.”

The good news for the Astros is that Verlander will make his season debut Friday night when they open a series at Washington and Valdez should return soon after him.

“Framber and Justin have been a great part of our success in the last few years,” second baseman Jose Altuve said. “So, it’s always good to have those two guys back helping the team. We trust them and I think it’s going to be good.”

Hader signed a five-year, $95 million contract this offseason to give the Astros a shutdown 7-8-9 combination at the back end of their bullpen with Bryan Abreu and Ryan Pressly. But the five-time All-Star is off to a bumpy start.

He allowed four runs in the ninth inning of a 6-1 loss to the Braves on Monday night and has yielded eight earned runs this season after giving up the same number in 56 1/3 innings for San Diego last year.

He was much better Wednesday when he struck out the side in the ninth before the Astros fell to Atlanta in 10 innings for their third straight loss.

Houston’s offense, led by Altuve, Yordan Alvarez and Kyle Tucker, ranks third in the majors with a .268 batting average and is tied for third with 24 homers this season. But the Astros have struggled with runners in scoring position and often failed to get a big hit in close games.

While many of Houston’s hitters have thrived this season, one notable exception is first baseman José Abreu. The 37-year-old, who is in the second year of a three-year, $58.5 million contract, is hitting 0.78 with just one extra-base hit in 16 games, raising questions about why he remains in the lineup every day.

To make matters worse, his error on a routine ground ball in the eighth inning Wednesday helped the Braves tie the game before they won in extra innings.

Espada brushed off criticism of Abreu and said he knows the 2020 AL MVP can break out of his early slump.

“Because (of) history,” Espada said. “The back of his baseball card. He can do it.”

Though things haven’t gone well for the Astros so far, everyone insists there’s no panic in this team which won its second World Series in 2022.

Altuve added that he doesn’t have to say anything to his teammates during this tough time.

“I think they’ve played enough baseball to know how to control themselves and how to come back to the plan we have, which is winning games,” he said.

The clubhouse was quiet and somber Wednesday after the Astros suffered their third series sweep of the season and second at home. While not panicking about the slow start, this team, which has won at least 90 games in each of the last three seasons, is certainly not happy with its record.

“We need to do everything better,” third baseman Alex Bregman said. “I feel like we’re in a lot of games, but we just haven’t found a way to win them. And good teams find a way to win games. So we need to find a way to win games.”

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