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Ken Hoffman: Getting to know ESPN 97.5 morning host John Granato

John Granato (left) and Lance Zierlein. GOW MEDIA

Originally appeared on CultureMap/Houston.

Morning host John Granato is a day-oner. He was with 1560 “The Game” when it debuted in August, 2007, and he’s been the morning man ever since, moving with the station — renamed ESPN 97.5 — to its current location on the FM dial. Here are 10 questions to see what’s rattling around in that head, a dark, spooky place, where wise men fear to tread.

(Author’s note: Some of Granato’s answers were hostile, and made me very uncomfortable in the workplace. I have notified my union shop steward: Ken Hoffman.)

CultureMap: You grew up on the mean streets of Chicago. So: defend awful Chicago-style deep-dish pizza.

John Granato: There is really nothing in Chicago that I’m still attached to — I’m a Houstonian. I’ve lived here longer than I’ve lived anywhere in my life. I’ve raised my children here. I rooted for the Astros against the White Sox in the ’05 World Series, and I grew up loving the White Sox. My family thought of me as the enemy, and I was fine with that. But there is one thing that makes me nuts — it’s how you New Yorkers think your pizza is better than Chicago’s.

Yours sucks. Giant pieces that you fold — that’s supposed to be a selling point? Chicago pizza is not deep dish. It’s a flat bread with a lot of cheese, and real Italian sausage cut into small squares. Go to Palermo’s on 95th and Cicero in Oak Lawn. Best pizza in the world. Yours blows.

CM: Who were you listening to on the radio that made you think, "I want to do that?"

JG: I actually never intended to do radio. When I started, I wanted to be a play-by-play guy for a network or a team. I started doing evening newscasts as a sports anchor, and ended up in Houston at Channel 51.

That station was falling apart like one of your articles. When Russ Small asked me to do a show with him on 610, I said yes. But then he decided to stay at 740, and “John and Lance” was born.

CM: First album you bought; last CD you bought. First concert; last concert.

JG: Aqualung by Jethro Tull was my first album. Tull also was my first concert, when I was 16. I got to Chicago Stadium about 10 minutes before the show, and there was a guy there selling tickets for face value in the 17th row. My most recent concert was at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, and we saw Styx and REO Speedwagon. Great show. My wife loves Lionel Richie, and we saw him with Mariah Carey opening the show. That was embarrassing. I see shows all the time at Proof Rooftop Lounge. My buddy Justin owns it. We drink Coors Light together. It’s strictly platonic.

CM: You never seem to lose your enthusiasm for hosting a sports talk show. What's the coolest part of your job? Is there anything about it that you dread?

JG: The coolest part of my job is that I don’t have a job. Not in the same sense as you. You don’t do anything. You make people write out answers to 10 questions and you call it a column.

I talk about sports, which also isn’t work, but I actually do my part. There is nothing that I dread. I’ve never woken up thinking I didn’t want to go in. Never. I’m often told how many people would love to have my job. I can see that. To just sit around and talk sports for four hours, and get paid for it, that’s awesome. I know I have it good.

CM: When you were growing up, whose photos were on your bedroom wall?

JG: I did not have any posters on the wall as a kid. I did have sports heroes, but having any kind of picture or statue would have been like worshipping a false god. That's against my religion. Just kidding. We had wood paneling in my room and my mom wouldn't let me hang anything. I didn't care. Some of my friends had the Farah Fawcett poster, but I thought that was a little creepy. I knew what they were doing when they were looking at it at night. I've never really been a poster guy or a jersey guy or an autograph guy, either. I don't understand the whole collectible thing. That's just me.

CM: You were a Little League baseball coach. What was the highlight of your coaching career?

JG: Getting to the championship game in Bellaire Little League. My son, JT, started to throw really well at the end of his 12-year old season, but he ran out of pitches and we wound up losing. But, we did beat a couple of good teams to get there. Then, I coached the All-Stars in the Little League tournament. We got slapped around the first two games and went home. That was rather embarrassing, but I got over it about seven years later.

CM: Does getting up at 5 am for work ever get old?

JG: Only when I'm hungover, but again, I've never gotten up and said I didn't want to go in. One of the reasons is that I know I'll be able to go home and nap at 11 am, so I know there's a light at the end of the tunnel. It's a dark light, that I won't be able to see, because my eyes will be closed. And I'll be snoring loudly so I won't hear the light, either. You can't hear light anyway so that won't matter.

CM: What was your most embarrassing moment on the air?

JG: I’ll give you two of them, and they’re similar. Back in the early 2000s, we had UH head basketball coach Ray McCallum in studio with us. We came back from break, and I couldn't remember his name. Just went blank, stared at him, and finally Lance said his name and we all had a good laugh at my expense. That moment when you're straining to find a name is horrible. It happened again recently when Nate Griffin brought former Rocket Rodney McCray into the studio, sat him down, and left. I've known Rodney for years, but couldn't remember his name. I looked at Raheel, who had the same blank look. I texted Del and Nate but no answer, so I just talked basketball without introducing him for about 10 minutes. Nate finally saved me but that sucked.

CM: I asked this of Lance, but I didn’t understand a word he said. I don’t think he did, either. What is it about the John and Lance partnership that clicks with Houston listeners?

JG: What was Lance's answer? Just print that. I should pretend I know it because I read your article, but I didn't, so I can't. Whatever he said was probably dead on. He's very perceptive about that kind of stuff. How many words did you say I had to have for each answer? Have I hit that number on this answer yet? Not yet? I think we have a very, very, very, very, very ,very, very good show, and I hope people like it a lot. Please listen. It's from 7 am to 11 am, weekdays on 97.5 FM in the city of Houston, Texas. That's in the United States of America.

CM: You're known for going off script during commercials. How did that start?

JG: It started with legendary salesman Ronny Burgess. He said he had a client for me: Trailer Wheel and Frame. I knew next to nothing about anything they sold, so I just made fun of it. When I went there I saw they had a strip club next door, so I started saying their general manager spent most of his workday at the strip joint, and if you worked at Trailer Wheel and Frame, you had to be stinky drunk to get through the day. When I went back there, they pulled a beer for me from behind the counter. I knew they got it, and approved of it. Chance McClain wrote a song for them, and a star was born. I think the most effective advertising is the one that makes you laugh, because you'll remember it, and maybe even subconsciously feel good about it.

I am quite certain that some of my advertisers can't possibly be listening — because some of the things I say are so offensive, they would have called and canceled. So far, nobody’s done that. It’s very strange.

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Catch John Granato and Lance Zierlein weekdays at 7 am, on ESPN 97.5. 

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Houston's magic number stays at 2

Astros drop series finale to Mariners after rough start by Greinke

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With their magic number at 2 to secure their spot in the 2020 MLB postseason, the Astros returned to T-Mobile Park in Seattle for this three-game series' finale and rubber game. Here are the highlights from the game:

Final Score: Mariners 3, Astros 2.

Record: 28-28, second in the AL West.

Winning pitcher: Nick Margevicius (2-3, 4.57 ERA)

Losing pitcher: Zack Greinke (3-3, 4.03 ERA).

Greinke unable to complete five innings

While the Astros were being held scoreless, the Mariners were putting up runs on Zack Greinke. They took an early 1-0 lead in the bottom of the first with back-to-back singles followed by an RBI-double with one out. Greinke would stop the damage there, then looked to settle in over the next few frames.

He allowed just one baserunner in the second through fourth innings, a one-out single in the bottom of the fourth. Then, in the fifth, the Mariners would knock him out of the game by getting a one-out single that would come around to score on a two-out RBI-double, followed by an RBI-single to extend the lead to 3-0. Greinke faced one more batter, allowing a single before Dusty Baker would take the ball and move to the bullpen. His final line: 4.2 IP, 8 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 1 BB, 5 K, 0 HR, 92 P.

Astros try a late rally, come up short

On the other end, the Astros were unable to break through against Nick Margevicius, getting just one hit and two walks through the first four innings. They had a chance to get on the board in the top of the fifth, starting the inning with back-to-back singles before a walk loaded the bases with one out to turn the lineup over. They'd come up empty, though, with George Springer striking out before a long flyball to center by Jose Altuve to end the inning.

After finishing the fifth for Greinke, Andre Scrubb returned for a scoreless sixth, working around a one-out walk. Still 3-0, Blake Taylor took over on the mound in the bottom of the seventh, erasing a leadoff single and two-out walk to keep Seattle from extending their lead. Houston had another chance to score in the top of the eighth, getting two runners in scoring position, but again would strand them.

Cy Sneed was the next reliever out for the Astros, working around a two-out walk to send the game on to the ninth. The Astros would avoid the shutout, getting a two-RBI single by pinch-hitting Josh Reddick in the top of the ninth to make it a one-run game at 3-2. That's as close as they'd come, though, as the Mariners would eventually get the final out to take the series and keep the Astros' magic number stagnant at 2.


Up Next: There is one series left in the regular season for Houston, and it awaits them in Arlington with a four-game series against the Rangers, who are well eliminated from playoff contention. The first of the four games will start at 7:05 PM Central on Thursday with a pitching matchup of Lance Lynn (6-2, 2.53 ERA) for Texas and Cristian Javier (4-2, 3.33 ERA) for the Astros.

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