John Granato (left) and Lance Zierlein. GOW MEDIA
Morning host John Granato is a day-oner. He was with 1560 “The Game” when it debuted in August, 2007, and he’s been the morning man ever since, moving with the station — renamed ESPN 97.5 — to its current location on the FM dial. Here are 10 questions to see what’s rattling around in that head, a dark, spooky place, where wise men fear to tread.
(Author’s note: Some of Granato’s answers were hostile, and made me very uncomfortable in the workplace. I have notified my union shop steward: Ken Hoffman.)
CultureMap: You grew up on the mean streets of Chicago. So: defend awful Chicago-style deep-dish pizza.
John Granato: There is really nothing in Chicago that I’m still attached to — I’m a Houstonian. I’ve lived here longer than I’ve lived anywhere in my life. I’ve raised my children here. I rooted for the Astros against the White Sox in the ’05 World Series, and I grew up loving the White Sox. My family thought of me as the enemy, and I was fine with that. But there is one thing that makes me nuts — it’s how you New Yorkers think your pizza is better than Chicago’s.
Yours sucks. Giant pieces that you fold — that’s supposed to be a selling point? Chicago pizza is not deep dish. It’s a flat bread with a lot of cheese, and real Italian sausage cut into small squares. Go to Palermo’s on 95th and Cicero in Oak Lawn. Best pizza in the world. Yours blows.
CM: Who were you listening to on the radio that made you think, "I want to do that?"
JG: I actually never intended to do radio. When I started, I wanted to be a play-by-play guy for a network or a team. I started doing evening newscasts as a sports anchor, and ended up in Houston at Channel 51.
That station was falling apart like one of your articles. When Russ Small asked me to do a show with him on 610, I said yes. But then he decided to stay at 740, and “John and Lance” was born.
CM: First album you bought; last CD you bought. First concert; last concert.
JG: Aqualung by Jethro Tull was my first album. Tull also was my first concert, when I was 16. I got to Chicago Stadium about 10 minutes before the show, and there was a guy there selling tickets for face value in the 17th row. My most recent concert was at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, and we saw Styx and REO Speedwagon. Great show. My wife loves Lionel Richie, and we saw him with Mariah Carey opening the show. That was embarrassing. I see shows all the time at Proof Rooftop Lounge. My buddy Justin owns it. We drink Coors Light together. It’s strictly platonic.
CM: You never seem to lose your enthusiasm for hosting a sports talk show. What's the coolest part of your job? Is there anything about it that you dread?
JG: The coolest part of my job is that I don’t have a job. Not in the same sense as you. You don’t do anything. You make people write out answers to 10 questions and you call it a column.
I talk about sports, which also isn’t work, but I actually do my part. There is nothing that I dread. I’ve never woken up thinking I didn’t want to go in. Never. I’m often told how many people would love to have my job. I can see that. To just sit around and talk sports for four hours, and get paid for it, that’s awesome. I know I have it good.
CM: When you were growing up, whose photos were on your bedroom wall?
JG: I did not have any posters on the wall as a kid. I did have sports heroes, but having any kind of picture or statue would have been like worshipping a false god. That's against my religion. Just kidding. We had wood paneling in my room and my mom wouldn't let me hang anything. I didn't care. Some of my friends had the Farah Fawcett poster, but I thought that was a little creepy. I knew what they were doing when they were looking at it at night. I've never really been a poster guy or a jersey guy or an autograph guy, either. I don't understand the whole collectible thing. That's just me.
CM: You were a Little League baseball coach. What was the highlight of your coaching career?
JG: Getting to the championship game in Bellaire Little League. My son, JT, started to throw really well at the end of his 12-year old season, but he ran out of pitches and we wound up losing. But, we did beat a couple of good teams to get there. Then, I coached the All-Stars in the Little League tournament. We got slapped around the first two games and went home. That was rather embarrassing, but I got over it about seven years later.
CM: Does getting up at 5 am for work ever get old?
JG: Only when I'm hungover, but again, I've never gotten up and said I didn't want to go in. One of the reasons is that I know I'll be able to go home and nap at 11 am, so I know there's a light at the end of the tunnel. It's a dark light, that I won't be able to see, because my eyes will be closed. And I'll be snoring loudly so I won't hear the light, either. You can't hear light anyway so that won't matter.
CM: What was your most embarrassing moment on the air?
JG: I’ll give you two of them, and they’re similar. Back in the early 2000s, we had UH head basketball coach Ray McCallum in studio with us. We came back from break, and I couldn't remember his name. Just went blank, stared at him, and finally Lance said his name and we all had a good laugh at my expense. That moment when you're straining to find a name is horrible. It happened again recently when Nate Griffin brought former Rocket Rodney McCray into the studio, sat him down, and left. I've known Rodney for years, but couldn't remember his name. I looked at Raheel, who had the same blank look. I texted Del and Nate but no answer, so I just talked basketball without introducing him for about 10 minutes. Nate finally saved me but that sucked.
CM: I asked this of Lance, but I didn’t understand a word he said. I don’t think he did, either. What is it about the John and Lance partnership that clicks with Houston listeners?
JG: What was Lance's answer? Just print that. I should pretend I know it because I read your article, but I didn't, so I can't. Whatever he said was probably dead on. He's very perceptive about that kind of stuff. How many words did you say I had to have for each answer? Have I hit that number on this answer yet? Not yet? I think we have a very, very, very, very, very ,very, very good show, and I hope people like it a lot. Please listen. It's from 7 am to 11 am, weekdays on 97.5 FM in the city of Houston, Texas. That's in the United States of America.
CM: You're known for going off script during commercials. How did that start?
JG: It started with legendary salesman Ronny Burgess. He said he had a client for me: Trailer Wheel and Frame. I knew next to nothing about anything they sold, so I just made fun of it. When I went there I saw they had a strip club next door, so I started saying their general manager spent most of his workday at the strip joint, and if you worked at Trailer Wheel and Frame, you had to be stinky drunk to get through the day. When I went back there, they pulled a beer for me from behind the counter. I knew they got it, and approved of it. Chance McClain wrote a song for them, and a star was born. I think the most effective advertising is the one that makes you laugh, because you'll remember it, and maybe even subconsciously feel good about it.
I am quite certain that some of my advertisers can't possibly be listening — because some of the things I say are so offensive, they would have called and canceled. So far, nobody’s done that. It’s very strange.
Catch John Granato and Lance Zierlein weekdays at 7 am, on ESPN 97.5.
Houston Astros skipper Joe Espada wasted no time this week at spring training by answering one of the most talked about questions of the offseason.
Espada revealed that newly-acquired free agent Josh Hader will be the team's closer and will pitch the ninth inning, with Ryan Pressly working as the setup man.
Bryan Abreu will be tapped to pitch the seventh inning, but it wouldn't shock anyone if he had the best season of the three. But after Abreu, things get interesting in the bullpen.
Who pitches the sixth inning?
Astros GM Dana Brown gave Rafael Montero a vote of confidence, saying he's “legit.”
While we have our concerns about Montero after he finished with an ERA over five last year, there's reason for hope. The nature of relief pitchers halving up and down seasons from year to year could work in Montero's favor.
And with the salary that's already committed to him, Brown will likely give him every opportunity to justify his contract. It will be fascinating to see how Espada deploys him early on. You have to think with the boss man backing Montero, Espada will be on board too.
But if he does struggle, will Espada quickly stop using him in critical situations? The good news is, the team won't often have to turn to him in high leverage situations with Abreu, Pressly, and Hader ready to handle those duties.
Be sure to watch the video above for the full discussion about the Astros 'pen, and much more!
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