FUN WITH THE SCHEDULE
Fred Faour: Doing the silly thing where we predict the Texans record based on Thursday's schedule release
Apr 19, 2018, 9:38 pm
The Texans schedule was released Thursday night. We could do the silly prediction game, but that would be ridiculous. We should just analyze the actual schedule. But nobody wants that. So instead we will do the silly prediction game.
First the meaningless preseason schedule:
Week | Day | Date | Opponent | TV Network | Kickoff Time |
1 | Thursday | Aug. 9 | at Kansas City Chiefs | KTRK | 7:30 p.m. |
2 | Saturday | Aug. 18 | SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS | KTRK | 7:00 p.m. |
3 | Saturday | Aug. 25 | at Los Angeles Rams | KTRK | 3:00 p.m. |
4 | Thu. | Aug. 30 | DALLAS COWBOYS | KTRK | 7:00 p.m. |
None of these games mean anything so who cares? Let’s get to the important stuff. The regular season: | |||||
Week | Day | Date | Opponent | TV Network | Kickoff Time |
1 | Sunday | Sept. 9 | at New England Patriots | CBS | Noon |
2 | Sunday | Sept. 16 | at Tennessee Titans | CBS | Noon |
3 | Sunday | Sept. 23 | NEW YORK GIANTS | FOX | Noon |
4 | Sunday | Sept. 30 | at Indianapolis Colts | CBS | Noon |
5 | Sunday | Oct. 7 | DALLAS COWBOYS | NBC# | 7:20 p.m. |
6 | Sunday | Oct. 14 | BUFFALO BILLS | CBS | Noon |
7 | Sunday | Oct. 21 | at Jacksonville Jaguars | CBS | Noon |
8 | Thursday | Oct. 25 | MIAMI DOLPHINS | FOX/NFLN# | 7:20 p.m. |
9 | Sunday | Nov. 4 | at Denver Broncos | CBS | 3:05 p.m. |
10 | BYE | ||||
11 | Sunday | Nov. 18 | at Washington Redskins | CBS | Noon |
12 | Monday | Nov. 26 | TENNESSEE TITANS | ESPN# | 7:15 p.m. |
13 | Sunday | Dec. 2 | CLEVELAND BROWNS | CBS | Noon |
14 | Sunday | Dec. 9 | INDIANAPOLIS COLTS | CBS | Noon |
15 | Saturday | Dec. 15 | at New York Jets | NFLN# | TBD |
16 | Sunday | Dec. 23 | at Philadelphia Eagles | CBS | Noon |
17 | Sunday | Dec. 30 | JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS | CBS | Noon |
# - Televised Nationally.
Game 1 at New England: The Texans open with another road game in Foxboro. The bad news? They can't win there. The good news? If it is going to happen, wouldn't it be now? The Texans will presumably be 100 percent healthy, and with Deshaun Watson dealing, they might have a shot. Most likely they open 0-1 with a loss in New England, because that is what happens every year.
Game 2 at Tennessee: The Titans should be more talented this season, but who knows what kind of coach Mike Vrabel will be? Marcus Mariota may have a breakout year, but if the Texans are going to be a good team, this is one you need to win.
Game 3 Giants: The Texans get a home game against a Giants team that may or may not be a competitor. Give them a win.
Game 4 at Indianapolis: Wouldn't it be great to see a Watson vs. Andrew Luck matchup? This game (and the Colts season) hinges on a healthy Luck. Guessing it doesn't happen, which means the Texans should escape with a win.
Game 5 Dallas: Another game where we have no idea what the opponent is going to look like. Or the Texans for that matter. It's a home game. Give it to the Texans. You can count on fights in the parking lot.
Game 6 Buffalo: The Bills made the playoffs last year, but also look weaker heading into 2018. Bills Mafia breaks some tables tailgating. The Texans roll but Watson gets injured late.
Game 7 at Jacksonville: The Texans are feeling good about life at 5-1, but the Jags are legit Super Bowl contenders. Brandon Weeden plays poorly and the Texans get blown out.
Game 8 Miami: The Dolphins are an absolute mess. Short week, home game. Weeden does just enough for the Texans to hit the halfway point at 6-2.
Game 9 at Denver: Case Keenum gets his revenge and the Texans fall to 6-3 as Weeden is also injured.
Game 10 at Washington: Watson returns but is not 100 percent and Alex Smith does what he did often in KC -- beats the Texans.
Game 11 Tennessee: Watson returns to form and the Texans take care of the Titans to go 7-4.
Game 12 Cleveland: The Browns will be better, but a healthy Watson at home gives the Texans a win.
Game 13 Indianapolis: By now, Andrew Luck is healthy. And he is too much for the Texans. First home loss of the season and an 8-5 mark.
Game 14 at NY Jets: The Jets are surprisingly decent, but Baker Mayfield has an off game and the Texans get win No. 9 and are looking good.
Game 15 at Philadelphia: The Eagles are well on their way to the best record in the NFC. Watson puts up a valiant effort, but the Texans come up short.
Game 16 Jacksonville: The Jags need a win to clinch best record in the AFC. They get it with a last-minute field goal.
Final record: 9-7 (of course). It is good enough for a wild card.
Disclaimer: All predictions are based on relative health.
Disclaimer 2: All predictions are complete BS since we haven't even had the draft and we are only doing this to satisfy everyone's morbid urge to know the season results in April.
Disclaimer 3: 9-7 is never a bad guess with the Texans.
Cam Smith hit a three-run homer in his first game against the Cubs since being traded to Houston and Brandon Walter threw six solid innings in his first MLB victory as the Astros beat Chicago 7-4 on Friday night.
THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER.#BuiltForThis pic.twitter.com/xZ9dvfZYTs
— Houston Astros (@astros) June 28, 2025
Yainer Diaz added a three-run homer as AL West-leading Houston extended its winning streak to five games.
3-run Yainer Bomb!#BuiltForThis pic.twitter.com/4zku17xsR0
— Houston Astros (@astros) June 28, 2025
The Astros scored four runs in the third off Cubs starter Cade Horton (3-2), with Jose Altuve scoring on a sacrifice fly by Victor Caratini before Diaz capped the inning with his 377-foot shot to left-center.
Smith, a first-round draft selection by Chicago last year was acquired by the Astros in the offseason as part of the deal for Kyle Tucker, extended Houston’s lead to 7-0 in the fourth with his home run off the left field façade, his sixth of the season. Smith had two hits and scored two runs.
Walter (1-1), a 28-year-old left-hander, allowed one run on four hits with five strikeouts. Josh Hader got the final out for his 22nd save.
Jeremy Peña exited in the fifth with left rib soreness. He was hit by a pitch in his left side in the second. There was no immediate word on the extent of his injury.
Nico Hoerner hit a solo home run in the fifth, and Matt Shaw added a two-run double in the seventh and an RBI double in the ninth for NL Central-leading Chicago.
Horton allowed seven runs on eight hits with four walks in four innings.
Tucker was hitless in his return to Houston. He kept the game scoreless in the first, throwing Isaac Paredes out at the plate to end the frame.
Hader inducing a lineout to center by Ian Happ to end it with Tucker, representing the tying run, on deck.
Houston has its second five-game winning streak for the month of June, and improved to an MLB-best 18-6 this month.
Cubs RHP Colin Rea (4-3, 4.42 ERA) starts the second game of the three-game series Saturday. Houston has not named a starter.