Astros Framber Valdez, Justin Verlander, Lance McCullers

The numbers are eye-opening. Composite image by Brandon Strange, Getty Images.

Pity the poor Houston Astros. Now that Cy Young Award winner Justin Verlander has left to sign with the New York Mets, the Astros starting pitching rotation must be in shambles.

Wait, you mean the Astros still have the best 5-man rotation in baseball? At less money all told than the Mets will pay one Justin Verlander?

This is like the time when Playboy magazine executives were in Houston to hype their special Girls of Enron pictorial. I asked one, “I’ve heard that the Internet has free porn sites. This must be absolutely killing Playboy.”

I know, it wasn’t exactly a question. The executive answered, “Yes, it’s had an effect on Playboy’s bottom line, but we like to put it this way, we’ve fallen all the way to Number One.”

Verlander, coming up on 40 years old, will make $43 million next season, tying him with Max Scherzer for the highest-paid player in baseball. Let’s crunch the numbers on the Astros projected rotation for 2023.

Lance McCullers is the only starter with a guaranteed salary set in stone for next season: $15.3 million.

Framber Valdez, Cristian Javier, and Jose Urquidy are eligible for arbitration. Spotrac, which covers team payrolls in pro sports, estimates their 2023 salaries at:

Framber Valdez - $8.8 million.

Jose Urquidy - $3.7 million.

Cristian Javier - $3.3 million.

Luis Garcia is not eligible for arbitration yet. He made $1.23 million last year. Let’s double his salary and put him down for $2.5 million. I’m very generous with Astros owner Jim Crane’s money.

Total salaries for the Astros 5-man starting rotation, considered the best in baseball: $33.6 million. That’s about the same amount the Dodgers paid David Price last season. Price won two games. Even game show host Drew Carey would admit the Price Was Not Right. Over! Over!

The other night, I was talking with a friend about Verlander leaving for the Mets. Friend said, “I wish we could have kept JV, but $43 million per year is just too much.”

My first thought was, “Why do you care how much Astros owner Jim Crane pays his players? It’s his money, not yours. Would you rather Crane turn the Astros into a skinflint team like the Pittsburgh Pirates or Oakland A’s and your team has no chance of winning the World Series?" The Yankees and Dodgers aren’t exactly tightening their purse strings for next year. It’s like the great philosopher Ric Flair says, “If you want to be the man, you gotta beat the man.”

The Astros clearly are “The Man.” While the Astros had the seventh-highest payroll in 2022 ($183 million), they got the most bang for their buck. You see all those World Series and American League pennant flags flying in Minute Maid Park? A dynasty doesn’t come cheap.

With Verlander coming off the books, the Astros are expected to have the ninth-highest payroll in 2023 (Spotrac estimates $141 million). Guess who’s the betting favorite to win the World Series next year? Even with a lower payroll, I wouldn’t hold your breath on lower ticket and beer prices.

I know some fans thought Verlander owed it to the Astros to stay in Houston for less money than the Mets or Yankees offered. The Astros paid Verlander $66 million for 2020 and 2021 when he pitched one whole game. And then paid him $25 million for 2022 coming off Tommy John surgery.

Instead Verlander took the Mets money and ran. I would have done the same thing. But I expected more of Verlander. You can’t blame Crane for singing “Money can’t buy me love.”

While Verlander struggled in the 2022 World Series, four other Astros pitchers combined to throw a no-hitter in Game 4. Let’s see how much that quartet made last season:

Cristian Javier - $3.3 million.

Bryan Abreu – $719,000.

Rafael Montero – $2.7 million.

Ryan Pressly – $10 million.

That’s World Series history for less than half of what Verlander will make next season.

Back in 2015, when the Astros started their rise to glory, the Astros met the Yankees in a one-game Wild Card showdown in New York. The Yankees started Masahiro Tanaka, who made $22 million that year … 42 times more than Astros hurler Dallas Keuchel’s $524,000 salary. Tanaka was out of the game after five innings and two runs. Keuchel went six scoreless, leading the Astros to a 3-0 shutout and into the American League Divisional Series.

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Texas hosts Clemson on Dec. 21. Photo by Tim Warner/Getty Images.

No. 4 Texas will be competing for a return trip to Atlanta when it plays at home against No. 13 Clemson in the first round of the College Football Playoff.

The winner of the Clemson-Texas first-round game on Dec. 21 will play No. 10 Arizona State in the Jan. 1 Peach Bowl in Atlanta in the CFP quarterfinals.

For Clemson quarterback Cade Klubnik, who is from Austin, Texas, the game will be a homecoming.

“We recruited him hard," Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said Sunday, calling Klubnik “a winner. He will do whatever it takes to put his team in position to be successful.”

Added Sarkisian: “When he made the decision to go to Clemson, honestly I wasn’t surprised. Both his parents went to (Texas) A&M.”

Klubnik applauded the announcement of the game at Texas for Clemson's seventh CFP appearance.

“For him to be going to his first playoff in Austin, Texas, where he grew up, you can’t make that up,” Clemson coach Dabo Swinney said. “Pretty cool opportunity for him and his family to go compete against Texas there in Austin.”

Swinney said his only visit to the Texas stadium was to watch Klubnik play in a high school playoff game.

“We’ve never played Texas or played in that stadium,” Swinney said. “... It’s going to be amazing. It’s one of the best venues in college football.”

The Longhorns (11-2) were seeded No. 5 in the CFP following their 22-19 overtime loss to Georgia on Saturday night in the Southeastern Conference championship game in Atlanta.

Sarkisian said his players were “really excited” to see Texas land the No. 5 seed and have the opportunity to play in the Longhorns' first game against Clemson.

Texas safety Andrew Mukuba is a Clemson transfer. Sarkisian said players already were calling the matchup the “Mukuba Bowl.”

Swinney said: “I love Mukuba. I just love his spirit and love his heart. He was a really neat kid.

“I certainly wish he had been able to finish here. He did everything that was asked of him at Clemson. Made a bunch of big plays.”

Clemson (10-3) beat SMU 34-31 in the Atlantic Coast Conference championship game Saturday night to land an automatic CFP berth. The Tigers are ranked No. 16 in the CFP but were given the 12th and lowest seed. As the fifth-highest ranked league champion, the Tigers do not get a bye and instead must visit Texas.

Arizona State (11-2) earned a bye by rolling over Iowa State 45-19 in the Big 12 championship game Saturday. The Sun Devils were led by running back Cam Skattebo's 170 rushing yards in their impressive win to cap their first season in the Big 12.

Peach Bowl president Gary Stokan noted the Sun Devils were picked to finish last in the Big 12.

“You proved them all wrong,” Stokan told Arizona State coach Kenny Dillingham.

Arizona State players celebrated the announcement of their No. 4 seed.

Dillingham said he hopes the conference championship and berth in the CFP helps him recruit and continue to build the program.

“Hopefully this stage will help get our branding out there, and show people that we can be one of the newer brands in college football," Dillingham said. "Every 10-15 years a new brand shows up, and a new brand becomes a national brand.”No. 4 Texas will be competing for a return trip to Atlanta when it plays at home against No. 13 Clemson in the first round of the College Football Playoff.