THE FUTURE'S BRIGHT!
Dark times & hot takes can't dull Astros, Houston's bright projections
Nov 2, 2023, 5:12 pm
THE FUTURE'S BRIGHT!
If the darkest hour is just before dawn, then Houston sports suffered a total blackout last week. In the span of seven miserable days …
The Houston Astros’ quest for a second consecutive World Series title ended in a thud 11-4 loss to eventual champions Texas Rangers. The Astros lost all four games of the ALCS at home. Proving they weren’t one-hit blunders, the Astros also accomplished that shameful feat during the 2019 World Series.
The Houston Texans fell below .500 for the season by losing to the previously winless Carolina Panthers. It was a matchup between the Panthers’ No. 1 pick Bryce Young and the Texans’ No. 2 pick C.J. Stroud. The Texans were licking their chops at proving they made the right selection and the Panthers’ blew it. Defying mathematics, one was greater than two.
The Houston Rockets started their 2023-24 season by going 0-3 out of the gate, including a 30-point defeat by the Orlando Magic.
The University of Houston Cougars were whitewashed 41-0 by the Kansas State Wildcats, the Coogs’ first shutout loss in nearly a quarter-century, 48-0 by Texas in 2000, and their worst pointwise beating since a 56-7 thrashing by Tulsa in 2007. UH fell to 1-4 in Big 12 Conference play and 3-5 overall. On top of everything, the NFL spanked UH for wearing Houston Oilers trademarked “Luv Ya Blue” uniforms and threated to haul their butts into court.
Mama said there’d be days like this. But a new day is dawning and already there are signs that Houston sports will be fine as the calendar turns to 2024.
The Astros will have most of their key players returning next season and, fingers crossed, pitchers Lance McCullers and Luis Garcia will be back from injury. All signs are pointing to burgeoning star Yanier Diaz taking over the starting catcher job. The Astros are looking for a skipper to take over for the retiring Dusty Baker and that should light a renewed fuse under the Astros rockets. Guess who Las Vegas has as favorites to win the American League pennant in ’24? That’s right, the Astros. Free mattresses for everybody!
Why the sad Texans face? The Texans already have won as many games, 3, as they did all last season. We have a fiery head coach DeMeco Ryans, who is respected and looks like he could suit up himself and sack the quarterback. Our quarterback, with only seven games under his belt, already is the best QB1 in Texans history. We have a defense. We have a kicker. We have receivers performing better than expected. And holy crap, fans have returned to NRG Stadium! Imagine, all it took was Texans management and coaching staff putting a team on the field that fans have pride in.
The Houston Rockets already have broken out of their 0-3 funk with a victory over the Charlotte Hornets. You just have to look at the Rockets bench for better days ahead. There sits new coach Ime Udoka, breathing fire and not about to take another dreadful Rockets season. Departed coach Stephen Silas, a nice guy (probably too nice), seemed to be on happy pills the last three historically losing teams. Have you seen Udoka up close? I walked next to him outside Kenny & Ziggy’s delicatessen a few weeks ago. He’s huge. His shoulders look 6-feet wide. I was so intimidated that I passed on my pastrami and corned beef combo sandwich and ordered a broccoli salad. Vile weed.
The UH season is a disappointment for sure but, really, what did you expect from the Cougars’ debut in the Big 12? They’re playing with the big boys now and a Power 5 conference is the real deal compared to UH’s previous residencies in C-USA and American Athletic conferences. The Cougars have four games left in 2023 and three of those opponents, Baylor, Cincinnati and UCF have losing records. The Cougars just might, I said might, find themselves in a bowl game yet.
Perhaps the funnest news coming out of UH is this: starting Friday, first-time, officially licensed, limited-edition bobbleheads of UH mascots Shasta and Sasha are available at bobbleheadhall.com/products. The figures are produced by the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum and numbered 1-2,023.
The Houston Astros announced on Monday that additional imaging has revealed that Jeremy Peña is dealing with a small fracture in one of his ribs.
Peña left Friday's game after being hit by a pitch in the ribs. The club originally believed they had avoided any fractures or breaks, but new information has informed them otherwise.
Update on Jeremy Peña: pic.twitter.com/jfCsCUKWFx
— Houston Astros (@astros) June 30, 2025
Peña is heading to the 10-day injured list retroactive to June 28. This news comes at an unfortunate time, with Jeremy posting the best regular season numbers of his career. He's currently slashing .322, .378, .489 with an .867 OPS.
Peña will miss the Rockies and Dodgers series at a minimum.
Story on Peña headed to the IL with quotes from Dana Brown.
“This isn’t one of those things where you have to be sidelined the whole time. Once the inflammation goes down, he might feel good enough to swing a bat.” https://t.co/ih2G09Jpcf
— Brian McTaggart (@brianmctaggart) June 30, 2025
Let's hope the team doesn't rush him back too soon and create an even bigger problem. These quotes above from Dana Brown have me concerned. Playing through injuries can create bad habits, and Jeremy has clearly found his swing this season.