KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
Houston Texans are entering the minefield portion of the rebuild
Nov 22, 2022, 5:17 pm
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED
What are the Houston Texans waiting for? They’re sitting at 1-8-1, last place, the worst record in the entire NFL (by a lot), the head coach is getting into squabbles with the media at press conferences, the stadium is pessimistically half-empty, the mopey quarterback seems to get worse each week, and the only player who’s made headlines recently is disgruntled current employee, star receiver Brandin Cooks.
What is Cooks' beef? Is he complaining that he’s been cut from the team? Making too little money? Benched?
No, Cooks, the best player on the team, who recently signed a two-year $39 million contract, is unhappy because the Texans didn’t trade him earlier this month. Now he’s stuck starting in the NFL, and making more than a million dollars every time he takes the field. Tough gig.
If the Texans are headed for their seemingly annual rebuild, why not start now? Top to bottom, a total house cleaning, like the last 15 minutes of the TV show Hoarders.
Let’s get it on, starting with firing coach Lovie Smith and benching quarterback Davis Mills and taking a good hard look at general manager Nick Caserio. What do the Texans have to lose, except the remaining seven games of 2022, which the late Queen Elizabeth would describe as “annus horribilis.”
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. At the beginning of the season, football “experts” were predicting that the Texans could win five or six or even seven or eight games. Las Vegas had their over/under win total at 4.5. Easy money taking the over, right?
You can look it up right here on SportsMap, I predicted that the Texans would be underdogs all 17 games and lose ‘em all. The Texans are sitting at 1-8-1. I’ll be close when the dust settles.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, the Texans hit rock bottom last Sunday. The NFC East’s Washington Commanders visited NRG Stadium and clobbered the Texans into merciless submission. The Texans had only five yards of offense at the half, an achievement of historic lousiness. You can fumble the ball forward six yards.
At least fans in the stadium were still practicing social distancing. Fans posted photos of wide swaths of empty seats, asking “does anybody care if the Texans win or lose?” The answer is a whispered no. The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference. And it makes no difference to Texans fans these days.
Why, just a few years ago, the Texans roster boasted nationally admired superstars like Deshaun Watson, DeAndre Hopkins and folk hero J.J. Watt. Now, other than Cooks, the roster is mostly filled with underperforming, unrecognizable “big toe guys,” as ESPN 97.5 talk host John Granato calls them. You wouldn’t know them if they were standing on your big toe.
Two years ago, J.J. Watt hosted Saturday Night Live. Now there isn’t a Texans player who could get hired to demonstrate Vitamix blenders on the Home Shopping Network.
After Sunday’s crushing loss to the Commanders, columnist Brian T. Smith asked coach Lovie Smith (no relation) what he thought about the home crowd jeering the Texans, why doesn’t he bench quarterback Davis Mills already and does he realize that trotting out the same players with the same game plan each week is, as the saying goes, the definition of insanity? All perfectly valid questions. The coach seemed at a loss to explain the loss.
To make matters worse, if that’s even possible at this point, ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith, also not related, accused the columnist of going too rough on the coach and wondered if the press conference would have gone differently if Bill O’Brien were still the coach.
Actually the columnist did get into a public disagreement with O’Brien a few years ago. So there.
The only thing O’Brien and Lovie Smith have in common these days is they’re both being paid by the Texans. Add last year’s coach David Culley to the active payroll, and you have the Texans currently paying three different head coaches. If Smith gets fired, that will be four different head coaches in four consecutive years. Is this any away to run a business?
Remaining Texans fans argue there’s a silver lining to all this futility. The Texans have one win, a Week 5 victory over the Jaguars, everybody else has at least three W’s. The Texans are trying their best (translation: worst) to get the prized No. 1 draft pick next April.
They’ll most likely select a quarterback and it looks like there will be a bumper crop available, including Bryce Young of Alabama, C.J. Stroud of Ohio State, Will Levis of Kentucky and Tanner McKee from Davis Mills’ alma mater Stanford. What did Abe Lincoln say, fool me once …?
Spending the No. 1 pick, or even Top 3, on a franchise-saving quarterback is a crapshoot at best. For every Joe Burrow there’s a Mitchell Trubisky. Let’s look at some of the quarterbacks who were drafted in the Top 3 between 2010 and 2020, when they presumably should be in the prime of their careers.
Sam Bradford was the No. 1 overall pick by St. Louis in 2010. Cam Newton was drafted No. 1 overall by Carolina in 2011. Robert Griffin III was selected No. 2 by Washington in 2012. Blake Bortles was taken No. 3 by the Jaguars in 2014. All four are out of the league.
Jameis Winston was No. 1 overall by Buccaneers in 2014. Mitchell Trubisky was No. 2 by the Bears in 2017. Baker Mayfield was No. 1 overall in 2018. Sam Darnold No. 3 by the Jets in 2018. None of them is still with their original team.
C.J. Stroud faced criticism in Houston's last few games as the Texans hit a rough patch after losing just two of their first eight games.
But the second-year quarterback remained confident and his strong performance last Sunday helped the Texans (8-5) to a 23-20 win over the Jaguars to enter their bye with a two-game lead atop the AFC South.
“When he is leading and playing the way he is playing, our entire team feeds off of him,” coach DeMeco Ryans said. “I am excited for his second year. I think he is showing a ton of growth, he is in a really great spot for us physically, mentally. I really love where he is and I am excited to see how he comes back after the break.”
Stroud threw for 242 yards and a touchdown against Jacksonville to leave him ranked fourth in the NFL with 3,117 yards passing this season. That game came after he threw two interceptions in a 32-27 loss to Tennessee a week before for the team’s third loss in four games.
Those two interceptions brought his season total to nine, which are four more than he threw in 15 games a rookie. But the Texans aren’t worried about that statistic and believe he has grown in his second year.
“He’s made a lot of progress,” general manager Nick Caserio said. “There are some plays, like all of our players, that we probably wish he could have back, but happy he’s our quarterback, happy with what he brings to the table. ... Wouldn’t want anyone else leading this team.”
The Texans are in position to win their division for a second straight season despite dealing with several significant injuries on offense. Running back Joe Mixon missed three games early with an ankle injury and leading receiver Nico Collins was sidelined for five games with a hamstring injury.
They also lost four-time Pro Bowler Stefon Diggs for the season when tore an ACL in Week 8.
Mixon leads the team with 887 yards rushing and 11 touchdowns and has added four touchdown receptions. His work in his first season in Houston after a trade from Cincinnati has helped the team deal with those significant injuries to the receiving corps.
Mixon ranks third in the NFL by averaging 88.7 yards rushing a game and has had at least 100 yards rushing in seven games.
Stroud has continually raved about Mixon’s contributions on and off the field.
“He’s a servant, a helper,” Stroud said. “That’s ultimately what I want to be as well. Who can I serve and how can I help? That’s ultimately what the game of football is.”
While Mixon has been the team’s most important new acquisition on offense, Danielle Hunter has been Houston’s new defensive star. The defensive end spent his first eight seasons in Minnesota before joining the Texans this year.
He has helped Houston lead the NFL with 84 tackles for loss after piling up 15 this season, which is tied for third most in the league. He also leads the Texans with 10½ sacks to help them rank second with 42.
Hunter been a great addition to a team that already had defensive end Will Anderson Jr., last year’s AP Defensive Rookie of the Year. Anderson ranks second to Hunter on the team with 13 tackles for loss and 9½ sacks.
Ryans said this week’s break is much needed for a team that opened the preseason on Aug. 1 in the Hall of Fame game.
“It’s here and we’re going to take advantage of it,” he said. “We’ve been going at it for a long time.”
The Texans need to recharge this week with a brutal stretch of three games in 10 days when they return from their bye. Houston hosts Miami on Dec. 15 before a trip to Kansas City on Dec. 21 and a visit from the Ravens on Christmas Day.
“It’s Christmas and all that, but we can’t worry about that. All we can do is focus on Miami,” Caserio said. “And then when we get through the Miami game, then we kind of turn the page to the next. ... We’re either going to earn it or we’re not. Not to oversimplify it, but that’s the truth.”
The Texans will play those game without starting linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair after he received a three-game suspension for his violent hit to the head of Jacksonville’s Trevor Lawrence, which led to a concussion.
Al-Shaair will be eligible to return for Houston’s regular-season finale against Tennessee.