Deciphering what latest buzz reveals about Houston Texans future
Jan 12, 2024, 4:18 pm
The Texans may be looking for a new OC. Composite image by Brandon Strange.
DeMeco Ryans has big plans for the Houston Texans
Every year in the NFL there's Black Monday. It's the day in which coaches and executives are often fired after a disappointing season. Most firings are done on Black Monday, although some take place during the season. The opposite end of Black Monday is the hiring of the next wave of coaches and executives to run these teams.
The exciting part of Black Monday is renewed hope for a moribund franchise. A team and its fanbase get a shot of energy when the new hires are people they're looking forward to. In some cases, the new hires are met with trepidation or skepticism. That's when the people hired aren't known, or, aren't/weren't coveted by others around the league.
One segment of fans often forgotten in the whole Black Monday saga are the ones who lose those new hires and have to replace them. League hiring rules state teams must interview minority candidates, get permission from teams to speak with guys under contract, and all sorts of other things. Enter Texans offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik. He's the first time play caller given the keys to the kingdom with a rookie quarterback and a roster on the come up.
Slowik turned the opportunity given to him into being a desired candidate for head coaching openings across the league. The Panthers, Commanders, Falcons, and Titans have all requested to speak with Slowik. They all either have a young QB to groom, or will draft one. Who better to hire than a guy who helped a rookie QB win his division, and possibly offensive rookie of the year.
Slowik couldn't do his job as well without having C.J. Stroud. Stroud wouldn't have been drafted if it weren't for general manager Nick Caserio. Stroud was recently the subject of “what if” trade rumors. People discussed what the Texans could get if they traded him. Caserio became a part of the rumor mill too when Bill Belichick was initially rumored, then ultimately parted ways in New England. When dispelling the rumors, Caserio used the word “jackass” in describing said rumors. He reiterated he's fully committed to this organization and is very happy here.
While these rumors and hiring cycles can be stressful for fans of teams with good young coaches and executives, they should feel proud. If nobody wants to hire guys from your team, something is wrong. Teams only poach talent from places they see things working. It's a copycat league. If you do well, others will attempt to emulate your success. The best way to do so is by bringing in the people who helped create that environment.
Now, the Stroud talk was just that: talk. No one in their right mind would even consider trading him. The mere fact that he was discussed as potentially fetching at least three first rounders or more was a hat tip to how good he's become, as well as the value of QBs. Caserio's rumored return to New England was solely based off the fact that he was with the organization for about 20 years. Belichick was on his way out, and people speculated Caserio might want to return.
Slowik is a different story. He took on a role for the first time and excelled. The league has gone the way of offense, and Slowik is a fruit from a tree that people are ready to pick from. Keeping him will be difficult. Per league rules, he can leave for a higher position (assistant head coach, or head coach), but not another OC job. Not even for more money.
All of this means this organization has gone from undesirable to undeniable in a little over a year. Winning the AFC South with a rookie QB, and first timer at OC & head coach has never been done. They may not finish the story this season, but it'll be a fun ride to watch them try!
Green and Sengun help the Rockets beat the short-handed Nuggets 128-108
Jan 15, 2025, 10:57 pm
If you are a believer in the third time is a charm, go ahead and book the Texans for their first ever appearance in the AFC Championship game! Saturday is the Texans’ third crack at the Kansas City Chiefs in the playoffs. Of course, the Texans had a third time is the charm opportunity at advancing beyond the division round back in 2016 and came nowhere close. Charm will have nothing to do with the outcome at Arrowhead Stadium.
The Chiefs have administered the Texans’ two most humiliating postseason defeats in franchise history. They came as the bookend postseason appearances of Bill O’Brien’s tenure as head coach. In 2015, the Texans won the worst division in the AFC (that sounds familiar) but as a division champ got to play host to the Wild Card 11-5 Chiefs. The visitors were three-point favorites. They won by 30. 30-0 to be more precise. Knile Davis returned the opening kickoff 106 yards for a touchdown. It would have been in the Texans’ best interest to have forfeited right then and there. In what was not exactly a shocking development, Texans’ quarterback Brian Hoyer wasn’t up to the task, throwing for just 112 yards and four interceptions. On the Chiefs’ side third-year tight end Travis Kelce had eight receptions for 128 yards. Taylor Swift was not in attendance.
The second Texans-Chiefs playoff get together is the most incredible game in Texans’ history. The Texans showed up in Missouri fresh off the greatest comeback win in their history, having come from down 16-0 in the third quarter to best the Buffalo Bills in overtime. In what could safely be characterized as stunning, the Texans put up three first quarter touchdowns for a 21-0 lead. *Massive bonus points if you can name the three Texans who scored those TDs, answer below. A field goal made it 24-0 Texans with 10:54 left in the second quarter. In a collapse tough to pull off, the Texans would trail before halftime. The Chiefs scored four touchdowns in nine minutes and eleven seconds of game time, with that Kelce fellow scoring the last three of them. Some will recall O’Brien calling a fake punt from his own 31-yard line with the Texans up 24-7. Too soon? Justin Reid (now pursuing his third Super Bowl ring in three seasons as a Chief) was stopped short. An even more damning O’Brien moment came later in that game when he actually had to use a timeout to change his mind and go for it with 11:49 left in the fourth quarter, the Texans down 48-31, and facing fourth and four at the K.C. 42. That was a fire-able on the spot offense! Instead it took an 0-4 start to the 2020 season for O’Brien to be ousted. 51-31 Chiefs was the final score, and they went on to win the first of their three Super Bowl titles in the ongoing Andy Reid/Patrick Mahomes era.
Back to the present
Those routs were then, this is now. For a 15-2 team the Chiefs seem vulnerable. Maximum credit to them for having won an NFL record 16 consecutive games decided by eight or fewer points, 11 of them this season including their 27-19 victory over the Texans December 21. Perhaps the two-time defending champions were often bored with the regular season and often did just enough to win. The Texans would have been tied with them late in the third quarter had Ka’imi Fairbairn not botched an extra point. On the other hand, it was the play that got them within 17-16 which resulted in Tank Dell’s catastrophic season-ending knee injury. Who besides Nico Collins will do something in the passing game Saturday? Last Saturday the Texans’ pass rush harassed and flustered Chargers’ quarterback Justin Herbert. Mahomes is a different breed. Four weeks ago the Texans sacked Mahomes just once and did not intercept him. That seemingly must change for the Texans to pull off what be a shocker for most people. Saturday’s high temperature forecast for Kansas City is 25 degrees. Not ideal for the Texans but better than if the game had been scheduled for Sunday when the high is supposed to be 16.
Still standing
Four Texans who dressed for the debacle five years ago will suit up against the Chiefs Saturday: Laremy Tunsil and Tytus Howard who were in their first season with the team, Fairbairn, and long snapper Jon Weeks. Granted he’s just a long snapper (important role but not physically taxing), but Weeks is in his 15th season with the Texans and has yet to miss a game-244 regular season games (with Saturday his 14th playoff game, also without a miss). Presuming he is back next season, Weeks (who turns 39 next month) can crack the top five list of most consecutive games played in NFL history by answering the bell in the first 12 regular season games.
*The Texans’ three early TDS in the 51-31 loss at KC: 1. Kenny Stills a 54-yard reception 2. Lonnie Johnson with a 10-yard return of a blocked punt 3. Darren Fells with a four-yard grab
For Texans’ conversation, catch Brandon Strange, Josh Jordan, and me on our Texans On Tap podcasts. Thursdays feature a preview of the upcoming game, and then we go live (then available on demand) after the final gun of the game: Texans on Tap - YouTube
The Astros are always in season for discussion. Our Stone Cold ‘Stros podcasts drop Mondays: Click here to watch!