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Examining the intricate playoff landscape for the Houston Texans

Examining the intricate playoff landscape for the Houston Texans
Can the Texans make the playoffs in DeMeco Ryans' first season as head coach? Photo by Getty Images.

Back in the 1950s, NFL Commissioner Bert Bell said his goal for the league was parity and “on any given Sunday, any team could beat any other team.”

Bell’s quote was turned into a football movie, Any Given Sunday starring Al Pacino in1999. True to form, the film broke even at the box office.

Fast forward, while it’s not an absolute must-win game, it’s a “given” that the Houston Texans should give serious thought to defeating the 9-5 Cleveland Browns on Sunday at NRG Stadium.

With just three games remaining, Commissioner Bell would smile at the AFC standings with three teams bunched on top with 8-6 marks: Jaguars, Colts and Texans. Their records may be even but they’re not equal.

As things stand today, because of an intricate tiebreaker system that would have Albert Einstein switching his major to phys ed, the Jags have a 76-percent chance of making the playoffs, the Colts are 64-percent likely to play in the post-season, and the Texans are at 52-percent for the playoffs.

Talk about parity (with a boost from the NFL’s expanded playoff system started in 2020), with only three weeks left in the season, only three of the AFC’s 16 teams are eliminated from the post-season: Jets, Titans and Patriots.

Vegas oddsmakers have been in a tizzy over the Texans-Browns game. The opening line had the Texans favored by 2-1/2 points. Heading into the weekend, the Browns now are the betting choice by 3 points, a wild 5-1/2 point swing. Of course, it was assumed that Texans rookie quarterback C.J. Stroud would escape concussion protocol and play against the Browns. That doesn’t appear the case as Case Keenum (or Casey Keenum as one Houston news anchor calls him) will be behind center for the Texans.

Keenum led the Texans to a last-minute victory over the Tennessee Titans (cosplay Houston Oilers) last week. So it’s not like the Texans are in desperate straits at quarterback.

Playing quarterback has been hazardous duty in the AFC this season. All three leaders in the AFC probably will start understudy quarterbacks on Sunday. C.J. Beathard likely will replace Trevor Lawrence who’s in concussion protocol for the Jaguars. Gardner Minshew replaced Colts starter Anthony Richardson early this season and has hung onto the job.

As Ron Popeil used to say, wait there’s more. Veteran Joe Flacco has risen from the scrap heap and will quarterback the Browns against the Texans on Sunday. Like Keenum, Flacco led his team to a narrow win last week. But Flacco had three interceptions against the Bears, while Keenum threw only one pass to the other team last week.

Seven teams in the AFC will qualify for the playoffs. Right now, the Texans are No. 8, on the outside looking in. The Jaguars are the No. 4 seed, the Colts are No. 7. The Texans still have a better than even shot at the post-season with their final two games against the Titans and Colts.

If they lose Sunday to the Browns, the Texans’ playoff chances drop to 23 percent and as Scarlett O’Hara would say, they’ll have to depend on the kindness of strangers to make the post-season.

But if the Texans win Sunday, it will lock up a winning season for the Texans. Their pre-season win total was just 5.5 games.

If the Texans win out, they will match their total wins for the past three seasons … combined. And DeMeco Ryans might start making room for his Coach of the Year trophy.

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Could too much rest be a bad thing for Framber Valdez and Hunter Brown? Composite Getty Image.

The legendary Yogi Berra’s most famous aphorism was/is “It ain’t over ‘til it’s over.” Or was that Aristotle? No, definitely Yogi. The point is, the American League West race isn’t yet over. But it’s over. Well, almost definitely. The Astros have played mediocre baseball the past month (14-14 over their last 28 games heading into this weekend’s four-game series vs. the woeful Angels), but so far as the AL West is concerned that was just fine given the second place Seattle Mariners could do no better. The Astros woke up August 19 with a five-game lead, the Astros woke up September 19 with a five-game lead. Unless this weekend they chump it up against the Angels and the Mariners whip up on the Rangers in Arlington, the Astros-Mariners set starting Monday at Minute Maid Park looms as largely anticlimactic. The Astros could clinch their seventh consecutive full-season division crown this weekend. Or it could happen by beating the Mariners directly.

The Astros are highly fortunate the AL West is by far the weakest of the three AL divisions this year. In fact, it’s the only of the six MLB divisions the Astros could have won. None of that merits any asterisk. This team has overcome plenty and is wholly capable of making another deep into October run with an eighth consecutive AL Championship Series appearance in play. The flip side of the coin is this could be the Astros’ shortest postseason stint in franchise history.

Setting aside the 60 games 2020 COVID season, this is the weakest team the Astros have had since they last missed the postseason in 2016. Such things are relative. Finishing last in the Olympic 100 meters final doesn’t mean one is slow. Over the last eight years the Astros had several spectacular teams including four 100-plus game winners. This squad is not close to that caliber, it’s merely pretty good. As a result, unless the Cleveland Guardians stumble badly over the next week, the Astros haven’t played well enough to make the regular season ending three game series against the Guardians matter. It is extremely likely the Astros are going to play host to a best-of-three Wild Card series, something neither of their prior division champion teams had to survive after Major League Baseball moved to the current postseason format in 2022.

Clearly, Framber Valdez is the Astros’ postseason game one starting pitcher. Equally clearly, Hunter Brown goes in game two. Unless tweaked, Brown and Valdez go this Monday and Tuesday against the Mariners. Of mild concern, that would mean Framber would have seven days rest ahead of the playoff opener, with Brown on eight days rest going into game two. Rest or rust? You never know, including after the fact.

If there is a decisive game three, who starts that would be a huge question. Barring injury or jarringly lousy performances in his remaining two regular season starts, Yusei Kikuchi probably would get the ball with Ronel Blanco the backup and alternative unless he was used in games one or two. There is no reason for Justin Verlander to get consideration. Verlander and Spencer Arrighetti should both miss the Wild Card round roster. There is zero cause to carry 13 pitchers for a best-of-three series, or for a best-of-five Division Series should the Astros advance to it.

It would be a fun subplot if the Astros' Wild Card opponent winds up being the Detroit Tigers. A.J. Hinch's club has roared into contention. Over their last 35 games the Tigers are 25-10.

Bring back Breggy?

With all due respect to the wonderful Jose Altuve, his sincere words this week about Alex Bregman’s future with the Astros should carry no weight with the Astros' decision makers. Altuve told The Athletic’s Chandler Rome that if he (Altuve) was in control he’d pay free agent-to-be Bregman whatever he wants and that Bregman is a superstar. Setting aside that Altuve and Bregman are the two remaining pillars who span this full glorious era and that Altuve’s agent (Scott Boras) is Bregman’s agent, Bregman is an absolute gamer and absolutely a good player, but he was last a superstar in 2019. He is not worth “whatever he wants” unless he “wants” another five year 100 million dollar extension which would equal his expiring contract. That the desperate San Francisco Giants paid third baseman Matt Chapman 151 mil for the next six years doesn’t dictate the Astros do similar or more with Bregman. Bregman turns 31 on the third day of the Astros' 2025 season. He is still a plus player, but is also having the worst full season of his career, including batting .188 with a .618 OPS over the first dozen games this month.

The Astros have payroll issues, starting with the 60 million dollars next season for which they will get absolutely nothing from Jose Abreu (19.5 mil), maybe nothing from Lance McCullers (17 mil) and Cristian Javier (12.8), and little to nothing from Rafael Montero (11.5). Unless Jim Crane decides to continuously spend at Yankee, Met, Dodger levels, profit margin and Competitive Balance Tax penalties be darned (for which there is an argument, to be expanded upon in a future column!), re-upping Bregman at big years big bucks would kiss off the notion of keeping Kyle Tucker and Framber Valdez beyond next season after which they become free agents if no contract extensions get done. Both Tucker and Valdez are better than and more valuable than Bregman.

*Catch our weekly Stone Cold ‘Stros podcast. Brandon Strange, Josh Jordan, and I discuss varied Astros topics. The first post for the week generally goes up Monday afternoon (second part released Tuesday) via The SportsMap HOU YouTube channel or listen to episodes in their entirety at Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

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