Colts superfan Pat McAfee's unhinged take on “dumpster fire” Texans trading for Stefon Diggs

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Colts superfan Pat McAfee's unhinged take on “dumpster fire” Texans trading for Stefon Diggs
You know it's a good trade when Colts fans are upset.Composite Wiki Commons, Getty Images.

ESPN's Adam Schefter reported on Wednesday morning that the Houston Texans were trading for Bills Pro Bowl wide receiver Stefon Diggs. And while Houston fans were celebrating the gutsy move, Colts fan and former punter Pat McAfee had a different reaction to the news.

McAfee was in disbelief about what the Texans pulled off and how quickly they have turned their franchise around. McAfee lamented over how the Texans were supposed to be a “dumpster fire” for the next ten years.

But it only took one season for Houston to turn things around by hiring DeMeco Ryans to be the head coach, and drafting CJ Stroud to be their franchise quarterback.

The Texans already won the division over the Colts in the last game of the 2023 regular season, destroyed the Browns in the first round of the playoffs, and now have traded for superstar receiver Stefon Diggs. And they only had to surrender a 2025 second-round pick, with two mid-round selections coming back to Houston in the deal.

McAfee has been a big supporter of the Texans on his show over the last year, despite being a devoted fan of the rival Colts. His ranting is mostly tongue in cheek in the beginning of the video, as he gives GM Nick Caserio and Ryans a lot of credit for what they've achieved of late.

But McAfee recalls it wasn't that long ago the Texans appeared doomed for the foreseeable future, with Jack Easterby running the franchise into the ground and doing a good job of keeping it there.

That was the past and this is the present. The Texans are a bona fide Super Bowl contender, and the Colts will have to go through Stroud and the Texans for years to come in the AFC South.

Be sure to watch the video above for McAfee's shocking reaction!

Warning: Graphic Language in the video above.

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After a two-game sweep of the Rockies in Mexico City, a heart-thumping, extra-inning win Tuesday night over the Guardians in Minute Maid Park, the surprising demotion of first baseman Jose Abreu to the bottom rung of the minor leagues and the call-up of fan favorite rookie slugger Joey Loperfido … suddenly the Astros season seems turned around.

Even if their record still is 10-19 and they remain dead last in the American League West.

Ah, but only six games behind the first-place Seattle Mariners. That’s just a hot streak away.

The Astros are in it … and right now aren’t you thinking to win it?

One thing is for sure. There is no doubt who is running the Astros ship and is the voice in owner Jim Crane’s ear. It’s Dana Brown, the general manager.

Since the last pitch of the Astros disappointing 2023 season when they “only” made it to Game 7 of the ALCS, Brown has made the 2024 Astros team in his mind’s image.

Gone is last year’s manager Dusty Baker with whom Brown fussed and fought with over Baker’s insistence on playing weak-hitting Martin Maldonado over rookie Yanier Diaz.

Baker resigned (thank you for saving us the trouble) and was out the door shortly after the season ended.

Gone, too, is Maldonado. The Astros never made a serious attempt to keep him in Houston.

Now Abreu is dispatched, too. After an April of historic batting futility, Abreu, a 37-year-old veteran, consented to go back to the minors to find his batting stroke. He leaves the Astros, for public consumption temporarily, hitting .099 with no home runs and 3 RBI in 71 at bats.

The Astros signed Abreu to a $58.5 million, three-year contract before last season – before Brown arrived in Houston. Crane offered the megabuck contract at the urging of then-de facto general manager Jeff Bagwell. At this time last year, it was an open question, who is the real Crane-whisperer, newly hired Brown or Astros legend Bagwell?

Next question?

If Baker had been retained and Brown held sidelined in key decisions, it’s likely that Maldonado would be in the Astros lineup and Diaz again the catcher-in-waiting. With fans still frustrated up to here.

Maldonado eventually signed with the Chicago White Sox where he is batting an even .100 and has Southside fans wringing their hands over his offensive impotence. Defensively, he has thrown out only two of 20 base stealers for a 10-percent success rate.

Meanwhile, Diaz is batting a solid .287 with three homers and 13 RBI. He is one of MLB’s elite hitting catchers. He’s also thrown out six of 23 base stealers for a 26-percent success rate.

Maldonado did have value when he played for the Astros, though. He was a leader in the clubhouse. He led team meetings when times were tough. Pitchers had confidence in him. Fans liked him, at least on a personal level.

Abreu never made that connection during his time in Houston. Despite Brown’s repeated urging to read the back of Abreu’s baseball card, and his kind and confident words announcing Abreu’s departure for West Palm Beach, do you expect to ever see him in an Astros uniform again? Abreu still will be owed $19.5 million next season, so there is that.

When Astros fans woke up Wednesday morning, they had visions of Alex Bregman and Jon Singleton smacking three-run homers, of Jose Altuve and Jeremy Pena’s continued hot hitting, of rookie Loperfido driving in two go-ahead runs and reserve catcher Victor Caratini sending a big crowd home happy with a dramatic two-out, walk-off blast over the right field fence.

Hope is a good thing, and it’s back.

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