Fun on the strip

Going to Vegas? Here is a guide for degenerates

There is no shortage of fun to be had on the Vegas strip. Getty Images

Las Vegas is kind of a home away from home for me. The station sends us on several trips a year for major fights, and I have gone countless times for poker and horse racing tournaments over the years.

The shootings that happened Oct. 1 were beyond horrific. Our hearts go out to everyone involved. I had several friends at the concert and know the area very well. It was sad, tragic and awful.

If you have a trip set up and still plan to go, there is no shortage of things to do. Consult this guide if you 1) are going for the first time, 2) have not been in a while, or c) have been many times but want to try something different. This isn't meant to be all-inclusive. This is just a look at the places I like to go when I am there. (I have a strong preference for the MGM properties).

My trips to Vegas are pretty routine. Usually I get in late and catch a 10 pm-midnight poker tournament somewhere, then get in a run on the strip in the morning, followed by a morning poker tournament and some horse/sports book time. Then we do the show, rinse and repeat. I always stay on the strip, and I don't do clubs or strip bars.

I will be adding an NHL game or two to the routine now that the Golden Knights are a reality. That T Mobile Arena is an absolute palace.

With all that in mind, here is a list of must-dos for the degenerates in all of us:

Food and beer

There is no shortage of overpriced, average food on the strip. You can pretty much assume any restaurant poking out of a casino on the strip is going to have bad service, cost too much and have average food. There are, however, some exceptions:

Burger Bar, Mandalay Bay. I hit this place up a couple times per trip. The burgers are excellent and a fair price for what you get. They also have an outstanding beer collection. My favorite lunch/dinner spot in Vegas.

Peppermill. You have seen it in countless movies, most notably Casino. Fantastic, old-school atmosphere. It's a great breakfast place, but the lines on weekends are ridiculous, so if you can, go during the week. Order one omelette for two people — they are massive. It's at the far end of the Trump side of the strip, so quite the walk from MGM Grand, where we usually stay. But there is a monorail that will get you there.

Hooters. Before you laugh, they have a $9.99 prime rib special. It is very solid for the price and a nice, inexpensive supper option.

Public House, The Venetian. Another place with an outstanding beer collection and really decent food. A little overpriced but this is the best place on that end of the strip.

Gallaghers, New York York. This is an excellent high-end steak house. It's actually very affordable for what you get and makes a nice date night place.

Beerhaus. A new addition near T Mobile Arena. They offer a really good beer menu and decent food.

Race and sports books

In truth, any strip casino is going to have a good race and sports book. If you have a choice, however, and don't mind walking, these are my five favorites:

Moneyline, Park MGM. Brand new, this place is awesome. It is a perfect sports bar with betting and you can catch all the games. A must on that side of the strip.

Lagasse's Stadium, Venetian. This is simply a palace and a terrific place to watch college football or the NFL. Warning: Get there early. It fills up fast. They also have a second sports book in the Venetian that is amazing as well.

Mandalay Bay. I spend a lot of time at this casino between the Burger Bar and the poker room. The race and sports book is first-class and well worth your time.

MGM Grand. An old-school, quality book, this is where I have spent most of my time over the years. Also, if you have a wagering ticket, you get complimentary drinks. Many places have gone to the method of giving a drink coupon for a certain amount bet. That doesn't really impact me — I bet enough races to stay flush on drink tickets — but it can be a pain. You don't have to worry about that at MGM.

Bally's. If you are a horse player, Bally's book is for you. It's an old-school setup but it is heaven if you are betting on the ponies. A lot of places shuffle the horse players off into a corner. Not Bally's.

Excalibur. This one is a little underrated. They do have the drink coupons, which is a pain, but the staff is friendly and it is right next to the poker room, so you can get some bets in while playing cards.

Poker rooms

Like sports books, almost every casino on the strip has one, and it just depends on what you are looking for. I generally like to play tournaments, but because of our show schedule we are usually unable to play anything but small dollar tourneys ($40-$85). Cardplayer has a daily schedule of tournaments you can check out here.

When I play cash in Vegas, it is almost exclusively the 2-5 at MGM Grand.

For years, the Bellagio was the place to be. At one time they had daily $500 tournaments and a $1,000 on Friday. They have scaled that back. They now have a daily $125 tournament at 5 pm, which is still very good (unfortunately the show ends at 5 pm so I never get to play them). The Wynn also has some nice tournaments from $125-$225 buy-ins.

For late-night tourneys, it depends on which end of the strip you are on. If you are on the MGM side, then you have lots of options. The MGM has two tourneys a night with good structure. Excalibur has an underrated tournament. Mandalay Bay has a 10 pm $65 buy-in that usually only draws 10-12 players so it is essentially a sit 'n' go (and easy money).

On the other side of the strip, Venetian has two poker tournaments daily at noon and 7 pm with buy-ins ranging from $125-$300.

Usually I will bounce between MGM, Mandalay and Excalibur when on that side of the strip and Venetian on the other. Golden Nugget has a nice room, as does Aria, but I have rarely stayed either place.

Good luck on your next trip.

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This year's club is leaning on their pitching. Composite photo by Brandon Strange.

The end of the regular season is here and the 2022 MLB playoffs are about to take off. For the Houston Astros, another strong 100+ win season has them sitting atop the American League, meaning the road to the World Series in the AL will have to go through Houston.

The Astros are no strangers to postseason success. They have made the AL Championship Series for the last five straight years and the World Series in three out of the five seasons. But as Houston embarks on its 2022 postseason run, how does this year’s team compare with the other three World Series teams?

Houston’s 2017 roster will forever be known in the city and across the country for different reasons. That is the only team in franchise history to culminate a year with the Commissioner's Trophy.

That year’s iteration of the Astros entered the postseason with second baseman Jose Altuve leading the team with a .346 batting average, center fielder George Springer leading the way with 34 home runs and utility man Marwin Gonzalez leading with 90 runs batted in.

All three players made critical plays during Houston’s World Series run. Altuve ended Houston’s postseason run leading the team with a .310 batting average, 14 RBI and seven home runs.

On the pitching side of things, Houston had acquired ace Justin Verlander at the last second, and his impact was already being felt on the team. In five appearances with Houston entering the postseason, he had secured five wins with a 1.06 ERA.

Dallas Keuchel was the team’s No. 2 pitcher, and the Astros also relied on Charlie Morton, Lance McCullers Jr., Collin McHugh, Brad Peacock and Chris Devenski. The Astros aimed for pitcher Ken Giles to be the closer, a role he struggled in during the playoffs.

The postseason run saw Verlander star in the role Houston acquired him for. He went 4-1 as the team’s starter in the postseason and even helped close out the Boston Red Sox in a rare relief appearance out of the bullpen.

Fast-forward to 2019 and the team looked a bit different heading into the playoffs. Verlander was still the team’s ace, but Houston also touted Gerrit Cole and had acquired Zack Greinke in an in-season deal. Verlander struggled in the 2019 run. The Astros won only one game in his six postseason starts, including losing both of his starts in the World Series, and Verlander had a 4.33 ERA.

Jose Urquidy saw himself gain a starting role as the postseason went along, and even started a crucial Game 4 in the World Series. Houston aimed for Roberto Osuna to be the team’s closer. Pitchers Will Harris, Ryan Pressly, Peacock and Devenski played significant roles during the run.

The highlight of Houston’s 2019 postseason was Altuve’s home run off Aroldis Chapman that sent the Astros to the World Series. Altuve once again led the team in the postseason with a .329 batting average and five home runs. Yuli Gurriel led the team in playoffs with 13 RBI.

In 2021, McCullers and Greinke were back playing key roles in Houston’s pitching staff, but McCullers’ run was cut short after just one series against the Chicago White Sox. The injury forced pitchers Luis Garcia and Framber Valdez to become two faces that rose for the Astros. Urquidy was still an important part of Houston’s rotation.

Ryne Stanek, Phil Maton, Yimi Garcia, Kendall Graveman, Pressly, Brooks Raley and Cristian Javier all played significant roles in Houston’s 2021 run. Brantley led the team with a .319 batting average, Altuve led the way with five home runs and it was Kyle Tucker with the most RBI, driving in 15.

The 2022 Astros have seen the resurgence of Verlander, who will get his first taste of postseason action since the 2019 run. He leads the Astros with 17 wins and a 1.80 ERA. Valdez has become Houston’s No. 2 starter, and Houston gained McCullers in late August after he had missed most of the season with the same forearm injury that plagued him in the 2021 run. He has a 2.27 ERA and four wins in eight starts.

Houston has a lot of depth in the pitching rotation. Garcia has put together a strong 2022 season, helping the Astros get 15 wins in his 18 starts with a 3.72 ERA. Urquidy has 13 wins in 28 starts with a 3.94 ERA. Javier has shown he is more than capable of being a starter in the postseason, accumulating 11 wins with a 2.54 ERA.

On offense, Yordan Alvarez leads the way with a .301 batting average and 37 home runs. Altuve is second with a .296 batting average and 18 home runs. Tucker leads the team with 104 RBI. Alvarez is second with 96.

When comparing the teams, it is clear the 2022 Houston Astros have a distinct pitching advantage over its previous counterparts. Houston has six starting caliber pitchers, five of which have won double-digit games and all six have an ERA below 4.0 ahead of the 2022 postseason run. That is something not even the 2019 roster could boast.

Houston’s offense in 2022 is where the team takes a back seat. The 2022 roster will likely be the only team that does not have multiple players with a batting average above .300. Only Alvarez passes that threshold in 2022. The 2021, 2019 and 2017 rosters each had multiple batters pass that watermark.

It is worth noting, however, that the 2017 Astros had zero players that accumulated more than 100 RBI during the regular season. Each roster in 2019, 2021 and 2022 has multiple hitters with 90 or more RBI and at least one hitter with over 100.

The 2022 Astros will also be looking to break a pattern of the team being unable to advance to the World Series in an even year, and during the recent run, when the ALCS is televised by TBS. While this has nothing to do with the actual product, it is an interesting trend.

At the end of the day, if Houston’s 2022 pitching staff can continue its stellar work into the postseason, the offense should be able to produce enough runs to make a deep postseason run. For general manager James Click and manager Dusty Baker, it may just be championship or bust for both to stay with the organization past 2022.

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