An off-the-wall recap of Sunday's NFL action
It’s time for our Week 9 Recap. With the season half way over, this week wasn’t anything special. In fact, the noon games were the least intriguing that they have been all year.
Niners vs Raiders
Raise your hand if you’ve ever watched film on someone named Nick Mullens. All right then. *sigh*
Just when we thought the Steelers locker room was a reality TV disaster... Gruden with the “hold my beer” challenge accepted.
Panthers vs Bucs
Well. I see Fitzmagic left his pixie dust at home. You’re garbage Tampa, it’s a wrap.
Dolphins vs Jets
Wow. Just wow. This combined score was barely over two touchdowns. I’ve seen peewee football games put up more points.
Bears vs Bills
We’re just going to pull the plug on the Bills for the remainder of the season. Thank you for your dedication with the dildos and showing up to the practice facility... or did you? Either way, you’re no longer needed.
Sincerely, the NFL
Lions vs Vikings
Was I that drunk or did the Lions really fake miss a pass to themselves and let the Vikes run it into the endzone? *Smh* Boy I tell ya.
Texans vs Broncos
What I really want to say: Denver’s coach gave Houston that win.
*scrolls down easiest schedule*
What I’m told to say: Congrats Houston. On your sixth totally awesome win. The football world is yours!
Saints vs Rams
Finally! A football game. Someone wise once said, “If there’s two teams that can take down the Rams, it’s the Saints and the Eagles.” Name a better matchup than these two teams. I’ll wait. This game did exactly what I told you it would, come down to which QB you have more faith in. One time for the GOAT, Mr. Brees himself.
Packers vs Patriots
I waited all week to see this game. I also fell asleep before half time. I expected more guys...