And Paul Gallant's other "In A Nutshell" thoughts on Texans - Lions

Uh, What's Going On At Texans Tackle?

Uh, What's Going On At Texans Tackle?

To fully get in the mood for the coming hot Texans takes, you're going to need to go back to 2001. To a place of angst, sadness, and alternative metal post-grunge. STAIN[d] YOURSELF.

But I'm going to change the lyrics up for you:

"It's been a while . . . since I could . . . trust the Texans offensive line to not be an accomplice to QB murder!"

"It's been a while . . . since they had Duane Brown."

Songwriter Aaron Lewis said that this song was about addiction and failed relationships. That it's an acknowledgement of the past. And considering the Texans have had a plus starter at left tackle for just 1 of the last 33 games they've played, this song really hits home.

  • They've got an addiction to trying young linemen out at multiple positions from the get go, usually confusing them
  • And they've been through failed relationships with Brandon Brooks and Duane Brown, who have thrived in Philly and Seattle respectively
The Texans seemed to acknowledge their recent past - an offensive line featuring zero blue chip caliber players - by drafting Tytus Howard and Max Scharping in the first 2 rounds of April's draft.
But things haven't looked very improved for the unit thus far this preseason, especially when they've involved left tackle Matt Kalil. That said, Saturday night against the Lions, the Texans had a completely different starting offensive line:
  • Left tackle: Roderick Johnson
  • Left guard: Tytus Howard
  • Center: Zach Fulton
  • Right guard: Max Scharping
  • Right tackle

And the results of this unit? On the Texans first drive of the season featuring both Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins? Well . . .

. . . It looked good! Deshaun had plenty of time, and led the Texans on an easy 11 play, 75 yard touchdown drive that ended with a 4 yard touchdown pass to Hopkins.

I don't know much about Roderick Johnson, and he was only out there for one drive. But based off what I saw Saturday (against a very vanilla Lions defense without its best player: Trey Flowers), and what I've heard from some ex-player colleagues of mine, he's looked better than Matt Kalil this off-season. That said, after the game Texans head coach Bill O'Brien said that Kalil "is the starting left tackle" AND that Kalil will play next week.

Even more unfortunately:

Football coaches are notorious for being misleading and vague, if not outright lying. And Bill O'Brien has been no different. Take the way that he handled Deshaun Watson his rookie season, constantly declaring Tom Savage the team's starting quarterback until just one half of football had been played in 2017. I'm hoping that O'Brien is doing that again, because Kalil sure as hell hasn't looked likesomeone who should be trusted with defending Deshaun Watson's blind side.

[Also, for the love of Tom Brady, please trade for Trent Williams. He will never play another down for the Redskins because they have an incompetent training staff and misdiagnosed a tumor that he had on his head. McClain was probably told by someone in the organization that there's no interest in him on the Texans front, and if that's true, that's simply dumb.]

My other thoughts on Texans - Lions . . .

PLEASE DON'T GET HURT, THANK YOU.

Seeing actual starters playing in the preseason is just a LITTLE traumatizing. The games are meaningless, and even though I enjoy seeing them on the field, I'd MUCH prefer that none of them you know, die.

The Good:

D-Hop gets it. While his teammates were busy being show ponies lightly jogging through a tunnel of cheerleaders onto the field, Nuk took a diagonal path and walked the shortest distance possible to the Texans sideline. He's already the best wide receiver in the NFL. And after further minimizing the risk for a freak accident injury he CLEARLY deserves a 100 awareness rating in Madden.

The Bad:

On a third and 8 from the Lions 12, Deshaun took off on a scramble . . .

[Paul nervously bit his lip]

. . . and when a defender came up to stop him . . .

[Paul frantically began pull his own hair]

. . . he dove . . .

[Paul murmured "no"]

. . . headfirst . . .

[Paul screamed "NO!"]

. . . only to end up a yard short of the first down.

[Paul heckled "DO YOU WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER BUS TO PRESEASON GAME NUMBER 3 IN OKLAHOMA????"]

Tytus Howard already had an uphill battle as a rookie offensive lineman who might be a day one starter. Throwing a broken finger at him will make things even more difficult for him this year, even if it's something he can play through.

That said, maybe now the Texans will keep him at left guard and stop giving him reps / possible confusion by sometimes sliding him over to left tackle.

QUICKIES:

  • He hasn't gone up against any receivers of note. But in 2 games, Bradley Roby has been giving opposing receivers practically zero separation while in man coverage. And Saturday, he deflected a key pass on third down. Was it a poorly thrown pass by a not so good quarterback? Yup. Still, having ANY cornerback who can make plays on the ball is an upgrade.
  • Whitney Mercilus also looked good out there. I'm hoping that the Texans continue to put him in spots where he can get after the passer, because he's pretty damn good at that. But that may depend on whether or not Jadeveon Clowney rejoins the team.
  • There may be an early season roster spot as a receiver up for grabs with Keke Coutee's ankle injury. Unfortunately, Vyncint Smith and Tyron Johnson may have let that opportunity slip through their fingers with a couple of drops. Luckily, DeAndre Carter looked very much like he can still be trusted should Coutee be out a prolonged period of time.
  • The Texans love Joe Webb's versatility. But if backup QB A.J. McCarron's thumb injury lingers into the regular season, they've got to find an actual backup quarterback. Webb can scoot, but between the interception he threw into triple coverage and the one pass he threw left handed, I want zero part of him coming into a game should Deshaun Watson get hurt.
  • And this was awesome...

Paul Gallant hosts the "Gallant Says" podcast (Tuesdays & Fridays), "Just Sayin'", Friday nights at 10:30 on Kube 57, and contributes to SB Nation Radio. Have any questions? Get after him on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook.

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C.J. Stroud faced criticism in Houston's last few games as the Texans hit a rough patch after losing just two of their first eight games.

But the second-year quarterback remained confident and his strong performance last Sunday helped the Texans (8-5) to a 23-20 win over the Jaguars to enter their bye with a two-game lead atop the AFC South.

“When he is leading and playing the way he is playing, our entire team feeds off of him,” coach DeMeco Ryans said. “I am excited for his second year. I think he is showing a ton of growth, he is in a really great spot for us physically, mentally. I really love where he is and I am excited to see how he comes back after the break.”

Stroud threw for 242 yards and a touchdown against Jacksonville to leave him ranked fourth in the NFL with 3,117 yards passing this season. That game came after he threw two interceptions in a 32-27 loss to Tennessee a week before for the team’s third loss in four games.

Those two interceptions brought his season total to nine, which are four more than he threw in 15 games a rookie. But the Texans aren’t worried about that statistic and believe he has grown in his second year.

“He’s made a lot of progress,” general manager Nick Caserio said. “There are some plays, like all of our players, that we probably wish he could have back, but happy he’s our quarterback, happy with what he brings to the table. ... Wouldn’t want anyone else leading this team.”

The Texans are in position to win their division for a second straight season despite dealing with several significant injuries on offense. Running back Joe Mixon missed three games early with an ankle injury and leading receiver Nico Collins was sidelined for five games with a hamstring injury.

They also lost four-time Pro Bowler Stefon Diggs for the season when tore an ACL in Week 8.

Mixon leads the team with 887 yards rushing and 11 touchdowns and has added four touchdown receptions. His work in his first season in Houston after a trade from Cincinnati has helped the team deal with those significant injuries to the receiving corps.

Mixon ranks third in the NFL by averaging 88.7 yards rushing a game and has had at least 100 yards rushing in seven games.

Stroud has continually raved about Mixon’s contributions on and off the field.

“He’s a servant, a helper,” Stroud said. “That’s ultimately what I want to be as well. Who can I serve and how can I help? That’s ultimately what the game of football is.”

While Mixon has been the team’s most important new acquisition on offense, Danielle Hunter has been Houston’s new defensive star. The defensive end spent his first eight seasons in Minnesota before joining the Texans this year.

He has helped Houston lead the NFL with 84 tackles for loss after piling up 15 this season, which is tied for third most in the league. He also leads the Texans with 10½ sacks to help them rank second with 42.

Hunter been a great addition to a team that already had defensive end Will Anderson Jr., last year’s AP Defensive Rookie of the Year. Anderson ranks second to Hunter on the team with 13 tackles for loss and 9½ sacks.

Ryans said this week’s break is much needed for a team that opened the preseason on Aug. 1 in the Hall of Fame game.

“It’s here and we’re going to take advantage of it,” he said. “We’ve been going at it for a long time.”

The Texans need to recharge this week with a brutal stretch of three games in 10 days when they return from their bye. Houston hosts Miami on Dec. 15 before a trip to Kansas City on Dec. 21 and a visit from the Ravens on Christmas Day.

“It’s Christmas and all that, but we can’t worry about that. All we can do is focus on Miami,” Caserio said. “And then when we get through the Miami game, then we kind of turn the page to the next. ... We’re either going to earn it or we’re not. Not to oversimplify it, but that’s the truth.”

The Texans will play those game without starting linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair after he received a three-game suspension for his violent hit to the head of Jacksonville’s Trevor Lawrence, which led to a concussion.

Al-Shaair will be eligible to return for Houston’s regular-season finale against Tennessee.

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