And Paul Gallant's other "In A Nutshell" thoughts on Texans - Lions
Uh, What's Going On At Texans Tackle?
Aug 20, 2019, 6:44 am
And Paul Gallant's other "In A Nutshell" thoughts on Texans - Lions
To fully get in the mood for the coming hot Texans takes, you're going to need to go back to 2001. To a place of angst, sadness, and alternative metal post-grunge. STAIN[d] YOURSELF.
But I'm going to change the lyrics up for you:
"It's been a while . . . since I could . . . trust the Texans offensive line to not be an accomplice to QB murder!"
"It's been a while . . . since they had Duane Brown."
Songwriter Aaron Lewis said that this song was about addiction and failed relationships. That it's an acknowledgement of the past. And considering the Texans have had a plus starter at left tackle for just 1 of the last 33 games they've played, this song really hits home.
And the results of this unit? On the Texans first drive of the season featuring both Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins? Well . . .
Tell ya what, considering they really only flipped Kalil for Johnson, the protection was pretty good on that drive.
— Paul Gallant (@GallantSays) August 18, 2019
. . . It looked good! Deshaun had plenty of time, and led the Texans on an easy 11 play, 75 yard touchdown drive that ended with a 4 yard touchdown pass to Hopkins.
I don't know much about Roderick Johnson, and he was only out there for one drive. But based off what I saw Saturday (against a very vanilla Lions defense without its best player: Trey Flowers), and what I've heard from some ex-player colleagues of mine, he's looked better than Matt Kalil this off-season. That said, after the game Texans head coach Bill O'Brien said that Kalil "is the starting left tackle" AND that Kalil will play next week.
Even more unfortunately:
I don't see Texans trading for LT Trent Williams.
— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) August 13, 2019
Football coaches are notorious for being misleading and vague, if not outright lying. And Bill O'Brien has been no different. Take the way that he handled Deshaun Watson his rookie season, constantly declaring Tom Savage the team's starting quarterback until just one half of football had been played in 2017. I'm hoping that O'Brien is doing that again, because Kalil sure as hell hasn't looked likesomeone who should be trusted with defending Deshaun Watson's blind side.
[Also, for the love of Tom Brady, please trade for Trent Williams. He will never play another down for the Redskins because they have an incompetent training staff and misdiagnosed a tumor that he had on his head. McClain was probably told by someone in the organization that there's no interest in him on the Texans front, and if that's true, that's simply dumb.]
My other thoughts on Texans - Lions . . .
PLEASE DON'T GET HURT, THANK YOU.
Seeing actual starters playing in the preseason is just a LITTLE traumatizing. The games are meaningless, and even though I enjoy seeing them on the field, I'd MUCH prefer that none of them you know, die.
The Good:
Shout out to D-Hop taking the shortest route to the sideline / not going through the tunnel, further minimizing the chance of injury in a preseason game #FootballPawl
— Paul Gallant (@GallantSays) August 18, 2019
D-Hop gets it. While his teammates were busy being show ponies lightly jogging through a tunnel of cheerleaders onto the field, Nuk took a diagonal path and walked the shortest distance possible to the Texans sideline. He's already the best wide receiver in the NFL. And after further minimizing the risk for a freak accident injury he CLEARLY deserves a 100 awareness rating in Madden.
The Bad:
I'm still mad Deshaun dove for a first down
— Paul Gallant (@GallantSays) August 18, 2019
On a third and 8 from the Lions 12, Deshaun took off on a scramble . . .
[Paul nervously bit his lip]
. . . and when a defender came up to stop him . . .
[Paul frantically began pull his own hair]
. . . he dove . . .
[Paul murmured "no"]
. . . headfirst . . .
[Paul screamed "NO!"]
. . . only to end up a yard short of the first down.
[Paul heckled "DO YOU WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER BUS TO PRESEASON GAME NUMBER 3 IN OKLAHOMA????"]
Texans rookie offensive tackle Tytus Howard broke his finger against the Detroit Lions, according to league source. Injury isn't expected to sideline him for long and can be played through and shouldn't prevent him for being available for the Texans' season-opener against Saints
— Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) August 18, 2019
Tytus Howard already had an uphill battle as a rookie offensive lineman who might be a day one starter. Throwing a broken finger at him will make things even more difficult for him this year, even if it's something he can play through.
That said, maybe now the Texans will keep him at left guard and stop giving him reps / possible confusion by sometimes sliding him over to left tackle.
QUICKIES:
SHEESH!
Jerell Adams with the monster stiff arm. ✋💪#DETvsHOU
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— PFF (@PFF) August 18, 2019
Paul Gallant hosts the "Gallant Says" podcast (Tuesdays & Fridays), "Just Sayin'", Friday nights at 10:30 on Kube 57, and contributes to SB Nation Radio. Have any questions? Get after him on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook.
Third baseman Alex Bregman had surgery to remove a bone chip from his right elbow.
Health
Agent Scott Boras revealed the operation during a news conference Wednesday at the general managers meetings.
“He’s had his procedure. He’s going to be back swinging here in a few weeks, so he’s all through that process,” Boras said.
The Houston Astros, Bregman's former team, said any details had to come from Boras.
Bregman became a free agent last Thursday, after the expiration of a $100 million, five-year deal agreed to in March 2019 that covered 2020-24. The 30-year-old hit .260 with 26 homers and 75 RBIs and has a .272 career average with 191 homers and 663 RBIs in nine big league seasons, all with the Astros.
Position versatility
Boras said Bregman is willing to move to second base. The two-time All-Star has played third exclusively since 2020.
With Bregman willing to play second base, more teams could have interest in his services.
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