Very fast recap of the disaster last week. Keeping this short and sweet. No need to elaborate when your 11 year old daughter could pick better games blind and high on candy.

3 Team 10 point teaser (L)

Pats +1  Fire Brady

Texans +4.5 Fire Everyone.

Auburn +15.5 Never mattered because the Texans suck and Brady is now 1,562-2 at home in the regular season vs the AFC.

Nebraska/Oregon OVER 68.5 Never in doubt. 

Wisconsin – 20 1st half vs Florida Atlantic. Wisconsin sucked. (L)

Giants +4 @ Dallas Can’t cap ODB not playing and the Cowboys RB situation. My fault. (L)

YTD Record (2-6) (-$205) WE WILL REBUILD. 

3 Team 10 point teaser. (Risking $60 to win $50)

Baltimore +2 The Browns can not move the ball against this defense.

Oakland -3.5 The Jets are a joke.

Denver +12.5 Give me a live home dog + double digits. 

Risking $55 to win $50

Baltimore/Cleveland Under 39– Games tend to stay under when the AFC North squares off. Cleveland should really struggle to score.

USC/Texas Over 67– Both teams can score points. If Texas can get to 21 I think this goes over.

Texas Tech/Arizona St Over 76– (2 UNITS) Risking $110 to win $100. This game could get into the 100’s. Texas Tech has scored 50 or more points in 11 of their last 13 home games. Last years score was 68-55. This will be our first 2 unit play of the year.

I might add one more on Saturday. Fade at your own will.

Last week I mentioned dogs that cover in the NFL usually win the game more times than not. Meaning the points never come into play. Last week that idea went 4-1- the Jags, Lions, Raiders, and Chiefs all covered and won straight up. The only dog to cover last week and not win was the Browns. The Chargers and Bears pushed- depending on your closing number. 

If you have any questions feel free to hit me up on twitter. @jayoff288

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Originally appeared on houstonsportsandstuff.com.