And some thoughts on the debacle in Dallas.
The most WTF moments of the Texans offseason
Aug 28, 2019, 3:15 pm
And some thoughts on the debacle in Dallas.
It's a good thing that preseason games don't matter. Because I'm STILL shaking off Saturday's Texans - Cowboys match, not to mention the hangover it spawned.
It only took about 8:02 for me to bust out the scotch, wait, just kidding you know I'm a White Claw boi check out entirely on that Dallas disaster:
Saturday's loss was a chunk of nether-hair on top of a Texans dried out brisket-esque offseason...
"Like you know a damn thing about brisket PAWL, you carpetbagging cartoon."
...and now, the said offseason has MERCIFULLY finished (after gallons of water/alcohol). How did we get here?
-PS: Preseason game 4s can go straight to hell.
- PPS: "PAWL, technically it's not done until we know what's going on with Clowney..."
Kareem Jackson! 😤🔨💥💥 pic.twitter.com/t3SfXNaIB9
— WeAreDBnation (@WeAreDBNation1) November 5, 2018
Any time you've got a player who...
Don’t want to sound any alarms but if Cam Newton dies this fall, suspect number one is Matt Kalil (via @CarolinaHuddle) pic.twitter.com/pRuLvs13O8
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 31, 2018
...outside of signing tackle Matt Kalil, THE 4th overall pick of the 2012 NFL Draft!
Though to be fair, they took a shot on cornerback Bradley Roby, signing the former first round pick to a one year prove it deal. He's looked good in the preseason thus far.
The Texans had A LOT of obvious needs going into free agency. The offensive line has been a major weakness with little experience FOR YEARS. The corner group features a 35 year old (Johnathan Joseph) and a former first round pick that didn't get a second contract from the team that picked him (Roby) as its two top corners. And they could have used some running back depth. You'd have thought with those holes and TONS of cap space (per Over The Cap, the second most in the league) that the Texans would have aggressively pursued experienced players.
But Bill O'Brien and company clearly don't (or didn't, more on that later) view things that way given their lack of activity in free agency. For a team that still has its quarterback on a rookie contract and two of the league's best players - DeAndre Hopkins and J.J. Watt - in their primes, it was a confusing approach.
Bill O’Brien’s entire exchange on if Matt Kalil is hurt. He is also asked if Kalil will start week one. #Texans pic.twitter.com/kinSbS2dgx
— patrick (@PatDStat) August 20, 2019
I don't want to be mean about Matt Kalil. But...
Let’s once again check in on Matt Kalil pic.twitter.com/PXn5wckARB
— Josh Norris (@JoshNorris) August 18, 2018
...Like...
Checking in on Matt Kalil. pic.twitter.com/qV1Za7GTuT
— Ryan Boser (@Ryan_Boser) September 24, 2017
...You'll be hard pressed to find anything that indicates he can/could protect a franchise QB. For that reason alone, I can't buy into Bill O'Brien naming him as starter last week.
On top of that, I'm STILL trying to figure out why the Texans gave Julien Davenport ANY reps with the first team unit Saturday night. Especially with how Roderick Johnson had played the week before. I know that O'Brien said he wanted to give Davenport reps with the 1s. But do you really want him protecting Deshaun Watson? Or Lamar Miller?
Other confusing things concerning the Texans O-Line this offseason:
#Texans Bill O’Brien asked numerous questions about the abrupt firing of GM Brian Gaine this was his answer everytime. @abc13houston pic.twitter.com/3No1XYYszu
— Bob Slovak (@BobSlovak13) June 11, 2019
I'm still confused as to why the Texans fired a guy after his second draft. Especially when his first draft - a draft without a 1st or 2nd rounder - featured several rookies that actually contributed:
There were some reports that Gaine and O'Brien disagreed on Clowney's future. Gaine wanted him long term, and O'Brien didn't. But our next offseason check point is probably why the Texans are now a "flat organization," whatever that means...
Bill O’Brien on if the #Texans had any contact with Patriots Nick Caserio before the dismissal of Brian Gaine. pic.twitter.com/kYIBEc22lf
— patrick (@PatDStat) June 12, 2019
The Texans likely got rid of Gaine because they thought they'd be able to hire Patriots Director of Player Personnel Nick Caserio, who has worked for the Patriots since 2001. The timeline adds up. Texans Executive Vice President of Team Development Jack Easterby (the former Patriots team development director / character coach who joined the Texans in April) attended the Patriots Super Bowl ring ceremony in June (along with Caserio). The Texans fired Brian Gaine the next day. Of COURSE they wanted the guy. And seeing as he's been with the organization for all 6 Super Bowl victories and 9 appearances this century, why shouldn't they pursue him?
Unfortunately, they didn't do their homework. Caserio allegedly has a clause in his contract that prevents him from leaving the Patriots. And because of that, the Patriots filed anti-tampering charges. The Texans backed off, announced that Easterby, Matt Bazirgan, James Liipfert, and Chris Olsen would divvy up the GM role, and started using the phrase "flat organization" to describe themselves.
This G.M. Democracy might be able to hold it together for the next season. And the Texans might be able to bring Caserio in house for 2020. But the process to get there has been a Walk of Shame.
Lombardi shares his expert knowledge on the building trade rumors involving Jadeveon Clowney.
— VSiN (@VSiNLive) August 24, 2019
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Let's just list them:
It's been tiring. But there has always been something to the rumors. Those original quotes from King sound all too familiar some of the things that I've talked about with my own ravens.
If the Texans trade Clowney...
Here’s the play that caused Lamar Miller to leave the field on a cart. #Texans pic.twitter.com/qV4MQt9ONb
— Aaron Reiss (@aaronjreiss) August 24, 2019
Say what you want about Lamar Miller's tenure in Houston:
I see all this offseason drama, and can only come to one conclusion. Though they have a loaded passing offense, the Texans will be hard pressed to scrap out a 6-10 season this year. They play too many good quarterbacks and have too many holes to overcome all these WTF moments above.
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Wichita, Kansas – Saturday, 8:40 p.m. EDT
The No. 1 seed Houston Cougars (31-4) take on the No. 8 Gonzaga Bulldogs (26-8) in a highly anticipated second-round showdown of the NCAA Tournament. The Cougars, dominant in the Big 12 with a 22-1 record, bring the nation’s top-ranked defense to the court, while the Bulldogs, the West Coast Conference powerhouse, counter with one of the most efficient offenses in the country.
Houston boasts the best defense in the Big 12, holding opponents to just 57.9 points per game on 38.1% shooting. The Cougars will be tasked with slowing down a Gonzaga squad that averages 84.6 points per game over its last 10 outings and shoots an impressive 50.1% from the field.
On the other side, Houston’s offense is averaging 72.1 points per game in its last 10 contests, a figure that will be tested against a Gonzaga defense allowing 67.6 points per game. The Cougars have a slight edge from beyond the arc, making 8.1 three-pointers per game compared to Gonzaga’s 7.3 allowed.
For Houston, LJ Cryer has been the go-to scorer, averaging 15.2 points per game, while Milos Uzan has stepped up recently, contributing 14.7 points over the last 10 games. The Cougars will also lean on their defensive intensity and ability to force turnovers to disrupt Gonzaga’s rhythm.
Gonzaga is led by Graham Ike, who is averaging 17 points and 7.4 rebounds per game. Khalif Battle has also been a key contributor, posting 15.3 points and 1.6 steals per game in the past 10 contests. The Bulldogs’ ball movement will be crucial, as they average 20.4 assists per game in their last 10 contests, a stark contrast to Houston’s 9.0.
Houston enters as a 5.5-point favorite, according to BetMGM Sportsbook, with the over/under set at 140.5 points. If the Cougars can impose their defensive will and limit Gonzaga’s transition game, they stand a strong chance of advancing. However, if the Bulldogs find their offensive groove early, Houston may be in for its toughest test of the tournament so far.
Expect an intense, physical battle where the team that dictates the tempo will likely punch its ticket to the Sweet 16.